Life is like....
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Nate River wrote...
i remember one of the good ones from Forest Gump, Forest's mother used to say, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."im glad somebody beat me to it, thats a really good quote/statement. hmm...
life is like jurassic park, it probably shouldnt exist but damn is it cool... if you enjoy yourself.
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life iz lik hentai u keep faping till ur satisfied :D /u run out of hentai :( /the skin begins 2 peel :shock: .
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Hinata`s Pimp AKA lil`Von wrote...
life iz lik hentai u keep faping till ur satisfied :D /u run out of hentai :( /the skin begins 2 peel :shock: .*shudders*
life is like the meat at McD's, unpredictable ^_^
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elfen lied wrote...
ok a blonde walks into a bar .... ouchtthat is the only joke you will ever get out of me
You are like my friend "wiggles" (yes, I call him wiggles). Your really a dower kind of person.
Couldn't even say something like "Life is so extreme its like someone too a tray of cookies and baked'em up in your ass!" Or
"Life is so extreme it'll punch your balls off"
At least these are mildly funny.
How can a person fap if their so damned sad? You kind sir or Ma'am are a conundrum ..or some other words that make me sound equally as smart.
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Nate River wrote...
"Life is like a box from crappy net auction. You know you ain't gonna get what you bid."fixed :P
mine is...
life is like an empty wallet, its empty cause you have to pay for almost everything
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Life is like walking on the mine field, if you're lucky you'll get blown into bits in matter of seconds...
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Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
elfen lied wrote...
ok a blonde walks into a bar .... ouchtthat is the only joke you will ever get out of me
You are like my friend "wiggles" (yes, I call him wiggles). Your really a dower kind of person.
Couldn't even say something like "Life is so extreme its like someone too a tray of cookies and baked'em up in your ass!" Or
"Life is so extreme it'll punch your balls off"
At least these are mildly funny.
How can a person fap if their so damned sad? You kind sir or Ma'am are a conundrum ..or some other words that make me sound equally as smart.
this i am but im jus in a rut at the moment so excuse me if i sound depressive... BTW im a dude
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Nate River wrote...
i remember one of the good ones from Forest Gump, Forest's mother used to say, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.
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rukia92 wrote...
Nate River wrote...
i remember one of the good ones from Forest Gump, Forest's mother used to say, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.
I think Onee-chan doesn't like boxed chocolates. Note to self: Don't buy her assorted chocolates if it ever comes up.
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rukia92 wrote...
Nate River wrote...
i remember one of the good ones from Forest Gump, Forest's mother used to say, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.
Hah, I had an X that felt the same way, but she actually really liked getting good cheese platters instead. So I'd actually get her those for valentines day instead, lol.
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Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
rukia92 wrote...
Nate River wrote...
i remember one of the good ones from Forest Gump, Forest's mother used to say, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.
I think Onee-chan doesn't like boxed chocolates. Note to self: Don't buy her assorted chocolates if it ever comes up.
I've been pretty certain for a while now that if I have to give R-chan a perfunctory gift it's going to be a dildo wrapped with a ribbon, preferably mailed to wherever she works.
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rukia92 wrote...
Nate River wrote...
i remember one of the good ones from Forest Gump, Forest's mother used to say, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.
WOW u must really hate boxd choclates
