Man officially weds an in-game character

And it starts people. Next thing you know this'll catch on and every man who doesnt want to deal with the scorn of females will take up their handhelds(Pun intended) and start marrying programs.

Oh yesh there'll be harem weddings, tsundere weddings, yuri/yaoi weddings, and some poor 50 year old will be thrown in jail for illegally marrying a loli. Ah the downfall of our race and I approve. Fun to watch.

I would much rather feel the scorn of a female than have irrelevant or repeated sentences thrown at me by a program. I like humanity, but stories like make me frown.