Most messed up way to die

HA! that's great.


Here's one planning to commit suicide by over dosing on sleeping pills. Fixing up your room making it look all nice. wanting it to be a beautiful death scene. Then when you think you'll die in bed you've gotta go puke. So you end up dying with your head in the toilet.

2 ways:

First way, fap and make a collection of your cum, enough so that you could fill a pool with it, then proceed to drown yourself in that pool.

Second way, go to your local sausage(making) factory, and put yourself in the meat grinder. Make sure to have a suicide note requesting that should the News cover your suicide, it should be announced during the morning news. Breakfast sausage anyone?

Nailing each testicle to each opening door of an elevator, then pressing all the floors on a 101 floor building.
BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL!
Then you press all the floors back down.

ouch. Makes my nads hurt thinking about it. :cry:

:arrow:

tripped then fell on someone's dick and stabbed to death(by it), now that's just sad.... :roll:

Sleeping peacefully on a Greyhound bus when suddenly some man sitting beside you.. uses a huge knife to stab you in the neck enough times to cause your head to fall off.

True Story. Fucked up.

[Edit] Based on a true story.

Made mine when I thought about it.

Uh, what? That would suck.

A sad, sad day in Canadian history.

:(

Yeah and it's pretty weird as well. I wonder what drove the "killer" to do such a thing.

Forgetting to eat and starve to death because of too much PC gaming (think some Korean actually managed it due to World of Warcraft.)

Pretty sure it's happened more than once.

Yes, it happened to a few addicted gamers. This is the reason why Rehab centers are now accepting Computer Addicts.

Oh. Eating (Drinking) a dozen of Cleaning Products. But for some reason you get high and you strip yourself, grab a knife, run around New York City while laughing like a Joker and then suddenly trip, Face first into the Knife you were Holding.

Now what sucks is that people just stared at you thinking you're just some weird streaker and they never bothered to even bury your body. They just left it by the pavement for 3 buhzillion centuries^^

Don't think you can get high drinking cleaners...pretty sure it would do some serious damage to your insides though...

Oh? I guess its just my fantasy then^^

But I have a question... Why do most suiciders dont just stab themselves? Is it to make things dramatic or maybe they're just making time for someone to actually stop them... hmm...

It really is confusing unless you have your mind set on it, ne?

stabbing hurts and could take multiple stab wounds for a person to die...

...wouldn't a direct stab to the heart or to the brain work?

You'd have to go through the skull to get to the brain. That would take some effort.

You could hit ribs and other bones going for the heart. Might accidently hit the lungs as well, that wouldn't be good either.

I think many of the suicidal persons are afraid that they might end up in the hospital because the screwed up with their own death, that's why they prefer buildings like skyscrapers, bridges etc to jump from.

Another retarded way to die way when the guy who tried to paint his house fell backwards from the ladder into the spikes on top of his fence.

have any of you seen the movie Se7en? Oh dear god, the lust death... (getting fucked with a giant knife) ... I saw that when I was 14... and I'm still having nightmares. ::crosses legs and starts to sniff::