My Brother is a selfish pig

Ok well for the last hour and a half ive been trying to do a KIngdom Hearts Birth by Sleep Video, everytime i do it my brother messes it up, ive tried beeting him up, taking his stuff, i even said id help himmake a video but nothing works. So ive decided to quit. WTF SHOULD I DO ABOUT MY LIL BROTHER!!!!!!

Tell your parents.

Duct tape has always worked for me XD

unwritten rule of the street. dont snitch!!!

plus he has to much shit on me for me to risk snitching

u should threaten him that you'll hurt him while he sleeps

Step 1: Purchase or locate a medium size bar of soap approximately 4"x2"x1"
Step 2: Locate or purchase hand towel
Step 3: Place bar of soap into the center of the hand towel and twist the towel in such a way as to encase the soap into a pouch. Now hold the twisted end of the towel
Step 4: With a Full strength swing hit aforementioned brother in the temple with the bar of soap by way of swinging the soap/towel assembly.
Step 5: Relocate unconscious brother into a different room or outside
Step 6: When brother regains consciousness explain to him how he suddenly passed out and you nursed him back to health. brother should honor your requests from then on.

Addendum: If towel and soap cannot be found a sack of potatoes or oranges can be substituted.

this idea sounds good.

Hog tie him and warn that the next offense will bring about people who like the bondage fetish

Rape him, or tie him down to a chair and get some fat dood with HIV to rape him, then videotape it and send it to all your friends...cruel but effective

Dude. Ew.

what the-

you asked for a way of revenge right? :D

Depending on how small your little brother is, when my brother would get annoyed at me when I was little, he'd pick me up by my pants to give me a wedgy. I was really little though, like in elementary school.

You could do that and lock your room then? If that's not possible, bribe with money?

I'm in favor of massive overkill, all of the above.

I'm curious on how he messes you up? Does he just tail you everywhere in hopes of seeing what "fun" things you may be doing? If so do something boring for a bit, it might drive him away and once your brother is gone continue on with what you originally had planned. Works for me and I got three younger brothers.

Otherwise get your own room and lock the door.

or lock him in another room, and make sure he doesn't have any ways to come out.

or a little bit peaceful way, give him money. lol

Duct tape him and put him an a big bag with some angry cats

Tell him that you love him, with a serious face and tone. Im sure he would never bother you again.

If that doesn't work, try to fake getting physical. Works wonders.