An ex of mine spoke to me today. Last time she spoke to me she tried to make out her life was amazing, boyfriend was her dream man and got a well-paying job then blocked me soon after. Well this time was no different, only this time no mention of a boyfriend.
Why does this make my day better? Because I genuinely do not give a fuck and it's hilarious that she's quite obviously trying to make me envious of her.
She's been like this since we met up in London 3 years ago. I wouldn't fuck her in public, and throughout the following week she grew increasingly passive-aggressive until she turned full-on bitch, broke up with me and got a boyfriend two weeks after.
She's antagonised me/had me blocked ever since.