After coming out of the Jobcentre I was approached by a recruiter for a Window-fitter's called Zenith Windows. Being the polite twat that I am, I felt that I couldn't say "I'm not interested" after she trapped me with the question "Are you looking for work?" and I'd already replied that I was.
Basically I accidentally applied for a door-to-door job I'm not interested in and I have an appointment next week which I'm not going to turn up to.
But on the plus side...