Before I explain what's happened, let me explain who is involved.
Me
Friend A
Friend B
Bitch C
Ex D
Friend A is back with his missus Bitch C for the fourth fucking time. This is the same girl who repeatedly cheated on him with her ex, Ex D which caused them to break up the first two times, then on the third time they kept arguing mostly because he was being a grumpy cunt, and eventually they broke up. They were supposedly never getting back together because they were never going to work. Bitch C cut off contact with myself and Friend B because us being friends would be "too painful". She got with someone else pretty quickly afterwards, but kept in contact with Friend A. She broke up with her bloke and wormed her way back into Friend A's life.
Had an inkling she was back on the scene even though he'd not told us, because he'd been such a grumpy cunt up until 2 weeks ago, when he stopped coming to the Cinema and stopped turning up to the Pub Quiz.