ShinZero wrote...
Ever since my idiot cocksucker brother nuked his phone to hell, he's been abusing the shit out of my computer. He just can't be satisfied unless he's slowly killing a machine and he's out of devices that can legitimately be claimed as his, so now he's bitching and whining at me to keep his retarded android app open on my laptop at all times and not shut down the computer or even let it go into sleep mode so he can interrupt me when I'm on to talk to his needy ass, cocksucking drama llama friends.
I haven't been able to surf the web for more than an hour at a time before some emotionally unstable bitch he's trying to bang sends a message asking for an e-hug. Get a job you useless, colorblind drug addict. Or better yet, just visit your stupid friends and get the hell out of the house for once.
I'll find some way to fix this. I just wish that crap sack would take responsibility for himself.
Tell him since he's incapable of keeping a phone, he's now grounded. he's allowed to use your computer x amount of time in hours per day. and that's it, anything further without strict permission is grounds for no computer. Treat him as a child, I'm sure he'll detest it and work to change matters. if he complains to your family, then crack jokes about how he's resorting to telling his mama that you won't share your toys. Emasculating him even more. Ask if he still drinks milk from your mom's teat, or since you've seen some of his texts, say that from the content of them, maybe it's from papa's horn. Trust me, it'll work. or maybe get you into a fight. either way, you'll win.