Gravity cat wrote...
Got tongued-tied when trying to explain to a customer that we only do Student Discounts at certain promotional events. My gibberish-speak made out like the discounts themselves were promotions.
It didn't help that all three of them gave me this horrible, piercing gaze which had a hint of confusion and "What the fuck is he talking about", which only made me panic more.
Apparently there is a student discount thing on. Oops.