I AM HORNY ALL.THE.TIME! What the fuck, body!? I'm masturbating like... three, four, five times A DAY, and I'm still not satisfied! I get turned on by EVERYTHING, but nothing is satisfying - porn sucks, toys are okay but ultimately suck, doujins are awesome but ultimately suck, nothing is like the real thing, and I just got the real thing and I want MORE OF THE REAL THING. Ugh, what's wrong with me?!