Penis Cake

Yea yea, I know it's not original, and I know there's -many- penis cakes done before and and much much better.

Anyway, I'm going to a party tomorrow night, sorta a goodbye party to one of my old coworkers at Subway. I don't work there anymore but I was still invited.

Everyone chipped in a bit for alcohol and food among other things and I chipped in some money, but I wanted to make a dessert too. The guy we're throwing the party for wouldn't tell me what he likes so I decided to make him a penis cake.

By the way, the reason he's leaving is due to the fact he's from New York but graduated from the art school here and is gonna go home now.

Soo.. I've never done this before and it didn't turn out -awesome- buut, it looks like a penis at least.

The cake isn't big enough for everyone so I made extra muffins (that's what I used as the balls) to make more balls and just put chocolate sprinkles on top for pubes so everyone at least got some balls ;p

Here's some pics:


Yeaah. I don't have a degree in culinary art.

I think you did a nice job. What kinda cake we talkin' here? Chocolate?

first one I've ever seen
you did a good job

It's chocolate cake with whipped cream cheese icing. I personally think it just tastes like vanilla icing. But I wanted a whitish color without it being flat out white

Ziggy all I can say is LOL

lol i'm speechless^^
nice job

Damn, when I first saw "Penis Cake" I thought Rukia nee-chan was back.

He liked the cake :lol:



You think you guys would respond similar if a friend made you a penis cake? Just claim a testicle by licking it?

black penis cake?

and btw it's awesome. i love the chocolate sprinkles for the pubic hair :lol:

Hmmm, my response upon receiving a penis cake would be an awkward "Haha, hey that's funny." On the inside I would be like "Dang, I really don't know my friends all that well after all." In the end though, it's still a nice gesture, it's always nice when someone who means well makes something for you, no matter what shape it's in =). I would still eat the cake, cake is cake.

cake is a cake, i dun give a damn, and still gonna eat it, even if it shape like a penis :lol:

All I can say is that your creation is one rather large, creamy penis cake. Are there more "fillings" within when one bites into the cake? :D

No, there was nothing special about it. Just a chocolate cake with cheesecake frosting and chocolate sprinkles.

I wanted to just buy a penis cake pan, I made my mom take me to a porn store to get one lmao.

But they wanted $40 for one. So I was just no. I'll make my own. But I didn't want to leave empty handed so I grabbed penis straws for the alcohol we'd be having.



He's the type of guy that would go along with anything.
But yea, I wasn't planning on penis straws, but I was mad that I went to the porn store and couldn't get what I wanted. S'not like I could've left with a new vibrator with my mom there. :roll:

I'm gonna miss that guy, he was so much fun.

hahaha! :lol: rofl
wow
taking your mom to a porn store. :lol:
+rep for that :lol:

Well. I didn't make her go. I was just sorta "Mom can you take me to Excitement Video so I can get a penis cake pan?" and she was just "I guess"

They kinda have it set up where the bachelorette party stuff is up front. The games, the party favors etc, towards the back is where all the sex toys is. So it's not like we passed any dildos to the party favors. :lol:

it's still fukken hilarious :lol:
"i guess" :lol:

my place of work sells "erotic penis cakepans" as well as a "big boy" size. but theyre like, $10.99. we get a lot of giggling underage girls. good idea making your own!

... where do you work? i'd like to know :?

an av/lingere/adult entertainment shop. i'm a salesgirl in the lingere department.

Well. There was one cake pan around that price. But it was the size of... a real penis. And there were too many people at the party for a cake the size of a real penis :lol:

The one that would have worked was $40