Penis. How Many Is Too Many? [Random IRC Thoughts]
Would you have more than one penis? (If you were a man)
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As per usual, something weird came up on FAKKU's IRC channel and got me thinking.
What if a guy has more than one penis? Like, two. Or even three. And what about the physical constraints? How would he fap well with three of those buggers? And he sees a pretty lady? He'd have to waddle for like, a block...
Also, the WTF factor on this is definitly a 9/10.
So, as Noutakun says; Discuss.
What if a guy has more than one penis? Like, two. Or even three. And what about the physical constraints? How would he fap well with three of those buggers? And he sees a pretty lady? He'd have to waddle for like, a block...
Also, the WTF factor on this is definitly a 9/10.
So, as Noutakun says; Discuss.
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M?G wrote...
Without logs you can't say I was there!-points to the open mIRC window-
-points at his keyboards Ctrl key-
-points at his keyboards C key-
-points at his keyboards V key-
I can prove it.
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I once had a dream when I was 9. That I had two penises. One was super big and I was like wtf!?! So I went to my mom and was like, mom what's wrong with me.
She said oh my this is bad! Got out a knife and cut the big one off.
Damn I sure was a fucked up kid :shock:
She said oh my this is bad! Got out a knife and cut the big one off.
Damn I sure was a fucked up kid :shock:
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Deox wrote...
I once had a dream when I was 9. That I had two penises. One was super big and I was like wtf!?! So I went to my mom and was like, mom what's wrong with me.She said oh my this is bad! Got out a knife and cut the big one off.
Damn I sure was a fucked up kid :shock:
Agreed with that. Also, that scored a 9 and 1/2 out of 10 on my WTF rating system.
Seriously, I'm calling you some help.
And as Mischief said: You aren't anymore? "Jizzman"?
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rather then having more than 1 penis i'd rather have a super regenerative genitalia :D ..no matter how many time people chop yo dick off it will grow right back in an instant 8)
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Deox wrote...
I once had a dream when I was 9. That I had two penises. One was super big and I was like wtf!?! So I went to my mom and was like, mom what's wrong with me.She said oh my this is bad! Got out a knife and cut the big one off.
Damn I sure was a fucked up kid :shock:
Hot.
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i once saw a flash game about a guy with two dicks doing solo style double penetration.
that game was so crappy made i just wanted to FORGET.
now i remember it. everything.
thank you.
that game was so crappy made i just wanted to FORGET.
now i remember it. everything.
thank you.
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I wouldn't mind having a spare, you know, just as a backup in case something happens to the primary one. I'm assuming this second one comes with no drawbacks of course.
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Unless I could have a loophole of having my penis regrow were it chopped off/mutilated instead of having three sticking out of me at once I'd stick with one.
Having more than one would also be very likely to ruin the moment when you're about to actually have sex. Some girls might be down for gangbangs but doing a mutant with three penises is another thing entirely.
Having more than one would also be very likely to ruin the moment when you're about to actually have sex. Some girls might be down for gangbangs but doing a mutant with three penises is another thing entirely.
