Personal Moto's

Perspective is a lock; the observer is the key.

we demand rolling, followed by bouncing, followed by bouncing of the third variety.

Lol..I agree with that on some levels xD...But the only problem is that Gen. McArthur mustn't realize that mine was talking about pens and swords(more or less emotional scarring and physical scarring)...not about an automatic weapon/guns...

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein

Further:

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein

"The Only Thing Necessary for the Triumph of Evil is for Good Men to do Nothing"
Edmund Burke

Got this from Voltaire

"I may not agree with what you say but I will fight for your right to do so"

Simple makes perfect....

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

You can't be late until you show up.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

"There is no I in team but there is a me if you jumble it up!"

Mine is
"the only differences between insanity and genius are levels of success"

BEST QUOTE EVER!

Here are some of mine:

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

* Sum Pirata (latin for I am a Pirate)

* When life gives you lemons, you throw them at mean people's eyes.

* At first you don't succeed, don't skydive.

* (my fav) We all need some personal growth, and no, hard ons don't count.

When I was a sophomore in high school, I was drinking at my friends house and I had to have drank at least a liter of vodka and some other shit. I'm a little fuzzy on the details, but I had to walk home and it was, from what I remember, ridiculous. Technically, I only walked a little of the way, since most of the way, my brother and my friend were carrying me. There's this tunnel close to my house that goes under the train tracks and I remember getting all pissed off and telling them to let me walk by myself. The tunnel was kind of easy because there was a wall to lean on and a railing to hold on to, but the second I got out of it, I remember falling and smashing my head on the pavement. I did that a couple more times and the next thing I knew I was being dragged up my back steps and into my kitchen. I passed out and when I woke up I was laying in a puddle of puke with my mom standing over me, telling me that she wasn't gonna wash my coat. The most amazing thing, other than the fact that I didn't die from alcohol poisoning, was that I didn't have a hangover.

Ahh... the good old days.

Heh. I got a bunch. Firstly, my life's motto is best summed up by good old Churchill:



This one could have been my motto during my high school English classes with all their pointless talk of symbolism and metaphors and what have you... but they didn't make us read Huck Finn, which is where this particular quote comes from.



But me personally? I use this one every now and then, borrowed from some other guy who said it first:



Oh, and this one too.

"There are always two sides to a coin. Regardless of what side you look at, the other will always exist. As a force of habit we will see the coin as having two sides, but it is when we see the two sides as a coin that we find truth."

"What you accept lives and what you falsify dies. One only grows by keeping the integrity of the teachings and adding on as he excels. One who just imitates never learns."

I was always a fan of Carpe Jugulum.

"only idiots don't catch colds"

man i love it..! a pure genius made this! :roll:

If your life had a face I would punch it.
or
If your life had a face I would kick it in the balls.

If you are not cheating your are not trying.

Do on to others before they do onto you.

once more unto the breach.

it's on my banner...

I have a couple. The first would be "Live without regrets.", second would be "It can always get better, and it could always be worse.", and lastly, "Davka".(I'm not Jewish, but the word still works) It's untranslatable, but means "because" with the context of "why does the bird poop on my car after I wash it? Davka."