Xenor wrote...
Since my photo got no comments, perhaps I need to add one with a beard? Chest hair? My high school soccer mullet?
Go with one of you jumping through an exploding helicopter sporting a Leonidas style beard and "300" style clothing (spear and shield included).
That'd probably be the best thing I would have ever seen.
In all seriousness, go with facial hair. Something about you not having it just throws it off.