Oh gawd, I arrived home from work well and good. Everything was fine, till I noticed my vision had been obscured a bit. Like there was no middle part of my vision... that and I could see further around the side of my now somewhat elongated face... I walked to the door, and before I could attempt to open it, I smacked my nose on the door. I rubbed my furry? nose and opened the door, being careful of my now sore nose. I looked back outside, and the dog had no fucking idea what was going on.
I was confused. I chucked my shoes, keys and wallet in my room, turned on my computer and walked to the bathroom... I looked up into the mirror and found something insane... something mad staring back at me. I thought things through and just said 'Meh' shrugged, and walked back to my room and sat on my computer. Picture in spoiler is what had happened to my face: