I just came across a fairly recent picture of me (from April 2008) that doesn't make me look like shit, so I'm gonna post it for everyone to see. BE THANKFUL THAT YOU MAY GAZE UPON MY VISAGE!
That's me and a group of friends at an anime convention. Which ones, you ask? We're the ones right in the middle. Here's a cropped picture:
1) Mason, dressed as Aizen from Bleach
2) Johnny (he's also the guy in the trucker hat in my "fake" picture), as Ichigo from Bleach. He was shirtless because it was hot, not as part of the costume.
3) Andrew, wearing a jacket in the hot weather. He's from Florida.
4) Me. As you can (maybe) see, I have a nice beard, and though you can't see it, I have long hair on the back of my head, too. Hence the name "Shaggy." (The Jebus part is another story entirely.) In case anyone's wondering, my shirt says, "Yuri: My Antidrug."
5) Josh, a cool guy who likes Super Smash Bros
Oh yeah, you see the woman in blue standing behind me? The bellydancer? I danced with her and got a free Peelander-Z DVD. I also scarred a girl by lifting my shirt up and exposing my hairy stomach while dancing. Good times.