Alrighty bitches, I'm back and I bring evidence of my whereabouts.
I went to the niagara falls during the 4h of july weekend and canada(at least that part of it anyways) was fun.
Some restaurant where I was waiting for my burger
I went to the ripley's wax museum and it was fucking rad. After leaving the museum it seemed that anyone who was standing still was classified as a wax figurine by my brain. It felt fucking weird as hell to constantly mistake real people for wax figures.
John Travolta passes the blunt-er-I mean cigarette.
Fuck doctor Phil
Moment reminds me of a certain movie with a retarded alien.
Teleportation's not that bad. I still have my dick and that's all that matters.
I'm on a boat motherfucker this as real as it gets. Taste the rainbow.
It was also interesting how as I was watching canadian television I heard a bitch say aboot instead of about. Them south park rumors be true.