Random Facts about you!

Since im new here i want to know everybody here, so to get to know you guy, i want to see random facts about you!

Random Fact:
-Got my First Laptop
-Is craving KFC fries
-More into asian porn (Love how girls moans)
-Found out that Diet pepsi WAY better then Pepsi
-Secretly i read shotacon and is a Yaoi Fanatic
-Is very tempted becoming a friend with benefits
-Love guys like Twenty Face <3
-Likes to Sing
-My manga list is over 900 different series

Uh sure:
-I Watch Hentai
-I Watch Porn
-I go to College
-I hate stupid bullshit
-I hate people who propagate stupid bullshit
-I love comedy
-I love to entertain
-I love video games
-I am intrigued by guns
-I love sesame chicken
-George Carlin is my favorite comedian
-I hate religion

Might as well:
- Loves swords
- I'd love to slice something (with swords)
- Own a Katana
- Use glasses
- Tentacle Lord (tentacle thread on NB)
- Studying to become an Electronics Assembler
- Watched only 100+ animes
- Don't like manga
- Loves stars and night sky
- Lives in Finland
- Not interested of having sex

Hmm, always thought these were hard to do, so I'll probably add stuff as I go a long

- I'm Unemployed and not attending college (really boring sometimes)
- I can write in Hieroglyphics
- I despise organized religion
- I love Progressive music (either Metal or Rock)
- I don't drink or smoke
- I'm a sucker for a good romance
- I'll often use English slang (even though I'm American)
- I can't blow bubbles or ride a bike (WTF happened to my childhood?)
- I love lolis!
- I'm bisexual
- I'm extremely sarcastic
- I'm hopelessly addicted to Zero Punctuation
- I love British accents

Uh... that's all I can think of right now.

- I GOT 2 HANDS WITH 10 FINGERS ON EACH HAND
- I GOT 2 ARMS
- I GOT 2 LEGS
- I GOT ONE HEAD
- I GOT 2 EYES
- I GOT 1 NOSE
- I GOT 2 EARS

- I'm into heavy metal
- My favorite song is Holiday by Green Day
- I act differently in college than at home
- I'm VERY lazy
- I found out about hentai when I was 14
- I have a 2.05 k/d ratio in CoD: World at War
- I own an xbox 360
- I only look for porn when I'm bored
- I wank at 3 am
- I have a pussy ( she sleeps between my legs at night)
- I'm a college studen
- I like to quote Borat

"Hi, I'm looking for a car with a big pussy magnet"

OMG YOU HAVE 2 EARS!?!?!? YOU ARE A MUTANT!

UNCLE PHIL YOU FORGOT THESE:
- SMOKES WEED
- CARRIES AN AWESOME GUN
- FUCKS BITCHES
- HAS TONS OF MONEY

ALL VRY TRUE

- I'm into heavy metal
- My favorite song is Holiday by Green Day



^ Trolling detected.

-i'm pretty stupid at times
-i may be stupid at common sense but i'm academically smart(well i'm above average)
-i prefer being alone most of the time
-when i'm around people i don't know, i tend to spazz out...
-when i have to work with people/customers i tend to spazz out
-i work better when i'm alone
-i sing.. (in the shower! XD)
-never dated at all... (TT^TT which means i've never had a first kiss)

- Have studied japanese
- Lives in sweden
- Prefers small breasts
- Sleeps alot
- Searching for a job
- Into martial arts, though I do none
- Smoke, drinks and parties when I can
- Spend most of my time in my bed (cause my computer is there =D)

Why not do this? :D

-I am male.
-I am a NEET (not currently engaged in employment, education, or training)
-Trying to get a job but am having very little luck
-People could classify me as very open-minded, but I cannot call myself that
-I am very dissatisfied with the world around me, but I'm not emo or depressed or anything
-I seem to have a much higher level of tolerance than most people
-Despite my problems, I love life

Just because i like heavy metal, doesn't mean my favorite song has to be HM.

-Im 6'3"
-I love Death Metal
-I hate religion (that does not make me a satanist >__>)
-I am in the US Navy
-I want to visit Japan. SO BAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
-I want to learn Japanese. SO BAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
-I had over 30k gamerscore on my Xbox Live account at the time it got stolen by some Norwegian mother f***er. Then Microsoft didnt give the account back to me, so I pretty much never play 360.

The MGS series is easily my favorite video game series of all time but Ive still yet to play MGS4 because I dont have a PS3 yet... :'(

yeah thats about it.

I AM:

- THE BOSS OF A LARGE CRIME SYNDICATE NAMED TEAM ROCKET
- THE LEADER OF THE VIRIDIAN CITY GYM
- THE ALLEGED FATHER OF ILLEGITIMATE OFFSPRING
- FILTHY RICH

-I'VE BEEN FAPPING TO WHOLE LOTS OF FAT GIRL PORN, THUS I HAVE A FAT GIRL FETISH
-I HAVE A CLAN OF DEADLY NINJA COMMANDOS
-I SLEEP IN THE NUDE

These also apply to me.

Here's some other ones:
-22 year old virgin (by choice, even if no one believes me)
-Still saving my first kiss
-Will read any manga if it's got a good story (shojo, harem, yaoi, comedy, etc.)
-Recently started collecting PVC figures
-Love the Loli

Ones that didn't make my main list
-Don't see what's wrong with a guy pleasuring another guy with a socked foot
-Made my mother cry when she saw the pictures of me cross-dressing as part of a practical joke
-Won every game of "Gay Chicken" that I played but one, where our lips met. We called it a tie (PS- that doesn't count as my first kiss)
-I'm straight (After some of these other posts, you may find that hard to believe)

Well:
- I spend more time with a sword or knife in my hand than doing anything else
- I sniff my clothes to determine if they are clean or not
- I still love Pokemon
- I cannot live without music
- I love to sing
- I wish I was a better writer
- I am very violent
- I am very happy

I have mild-ish OCD
I like to play Xbox a lot
My favorite band is The Used
Sometimes I say desu in real life
I still love to play Yu-Gi-Oh videogames
I hate most food and only eat enough to not die
I try to stay positive and I always try to better myself
I'm trying to be a writer but the business is hard to get into
I've always wanted to be a singer but I have zero musical talent
I'm one of the only few people who didn't hate Star Wars Episode 2
I always call people fags for not having a mic when playing Nazi Zombies
I purposely made this list to look the way it does due to the aforementioned OCD


And I hate myself. :D
And I haz awesome Cartman pajama pants. Suck it. :razz: