Random Rants and Raves

RANT FIRST: My microwave kept me up all night!!!

"BUT NEKO-CHAN, HOW CAN A MICROWAVE KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT?" YOU ASK.

Well... good question!
For some reason the darn thing keep turning itself on! I could died from radiation or my brain be microwaved or the thing catch on fire or something! So I had to stay up all night to turn it off when it turned on!

"WHY DIDN'T YOU UNPLUG THE THING, YOU DUMB BITC-"

Because it is mounted into the wall and I had no way to reach the plug!

So I call my boyfriend and he is all like "Sorry babe, call the apartment office. I'm busy fighting in a war blah blah blah I can't help you. The microwave is probably possessed call the ghost busters LOL HUR HUR HUR"
Well it was 4:30 am so nobody at the office answered!

So every 15 minutes the microwave would hum and I'd have to shut it off in fear of becoming a mutant from radiation.

Rave: Some cute japanese guy (and a not so cute old guy... >.>) just came and replaced it. Now I can go to a party tonight and forget about the possessed microwave.

HOWEVER, I'm scared it wasn't the microwave and instead the outlet and the new microwave is going to turn on when I'm gone tonight!

Your thoughts on this matter are appreciated. Domo for your time.

You were in no danger of radiation poisoning. Your biggest problem is your electricity bill, most likely. although I'm not entirely sure of the effects that prolonged use has on the inside of a microwave, it is at least built to...essentially not fuck shit up. I guess in the very worst case scenario it could have started a fire, but that probably wouldn't have been due to any radiation, just due to the fact that a microwave is probably not meant to run for hours on end. I'm no expert, though, so I dunno. I do know, though, that radiation would be the least of your worries, and it would be incredibly surprising if the new microwave did the same thing. There's... a whole bunch of reasons why it would be crazy for an electrical problem in the house to have caused that. Assuming you live in a first world country.

Rant: I'm broke and technically homeless, and recently had to borrow a troublesome amount of money to get my car fixed.
Rave: My car works, I have two normal, regular jobs, and all of these troubles should be solved in the regular fashion.
Basically; It's probably ok.

SO hypothetically what are the chances that I get super powers?

Neko, why didn't you just leave the door of the microwave open. It would have wasted some electricity, but not much and then it wouldn't have stated up and you wouldn't of have to get up to turn it off.

Rant: I wasted my money on new rims for my truck and now I need to wait till my next week paycheck so I can send my PS3 to get fixed. I haven't played any games for 3 week.

Rave: My 24 inch rims look nice on my Dodge Ram 1500.

Im gonna pull an 'Evangelion

"Your chances are 0.000000045232412345432345%"

BUt itll happen anyway >__>

You'll just become a futa. I don't know why that will happen, but you gotta work shit out with your BF after that. Maybe you could talk him into reversing roles for a change; become the pitcher.

I want to say it's definitely going to happen.
I WANT to.

Rant: New microwave has the same problem, and from Rbz's post becoming a futa is now added to my list of fears. Unfortunately, the prospects of me gaining superpowers are admittedly low. See above post.

Rave: I did what Cero said (why did I not think of that? >_______<) while I was at a party. Plus I dyed my hair for the occassion. AND I took teh picz.

PICS!?



Rave: Gamer is out!

Rant: I don't have any gas....

JA! ZEPICS!

Rave: Finally got the wires needed to hook up my XBox!

Rant: The XBox itself is broken. That's the last time I trust my dad to get me anything.

Rant: Fucking assholes keep quitting when I'm about to complete an online challenge in Burnout
Rave: My hair is perfect today.

Rave:
The previous night my family (aunt & little cousin) stayed at my house along with me, my sister & mother, it was a wonderful visit as I havent seen them in 3 years, we laughed, joked, & shared fond memories of past days. . .


Rant:
I awoke this morning (3 hours ago) I had to share my bed with my little cousin since he's a boy. . . .the little bastard pee'd while we shared the bed. . .I awoke smelling like a public restroom. . .had to take a 2 hour shower
FUKKIN RAGE

Rave: I'm getting better at Japanese :D
Rant: I just saw this

Rave: i finally found my perfect future career! *accounting/banker* X3

Rant: my other job is going to bitch about me for leaving!!! DX
*i don't care what they say to me, but it might affect my status as a banker! DX!*

Rave: I'VE BEEN GETTING SEX THIS WHOLE WEEK! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!!

Rant: Why the fuck am I such a compulsive liar? Damn it!

damn. . .I Lol'd

Rave: Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2 is an amazing game, and I love playing it. I'm so glad I bought it.

Rant: It is becoming increasingly hard for me to find a place where I belong.

Rave: I agree with your rant, ShaggyJebus.

Rant: I agree with your rant, ShaggyJebus.

Rave Boiled Rice, Grated Cheddar Cheese and Poached Eggs put together in a big bowl tastes AWESOME!

Rant I hate it when someone sends me a message ending with "Tee Hee Hee ;)" Just DONT do that!