Rate the Last Movie You Saw
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SCOTT PILGRIM VS "TEH" WORLD
TEN OUT OF MOTHERFUCKING TEN
I BET YOU THOUGHT NOTHING COULD EVER BE SO AWESOME IT ROCKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EYEBALLS AND THEY POP OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND THEN KARATE FIGHT EACH OTHER WELL THIS IS IT. THIS MOVIE DID THAT SHIT TO ME. MY EYEBALLS WERE DOIN ROUNDHOUSE KICKS AND ALL THAT.
ITS A MOVIE ABOUT MICHAEL CERA AND BASED ON HIT INDIE COMIC AND ITS BASICALLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE EVER. GODFATHER? GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE. SEVENTH SEAL? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FAGGOT? SCOTT PILGRIM OWNS THEM ALL AND DOES NOW AND FOREVERMORE UNTIL THE END OF TIME AND EVEN THEN SOME. WHEN GOD ENDS THE UNIVERSE HE WILL SIT BACK IN HIS GOD-CHAIR AND WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD ON HIS GOD-RAY PLAYER AND BE ALL "DAMN SON I SHOULDNT HAVE ENDED THE WORLD THIS SINGLEHANDEDLY VALIDATES HUMAN EXISTENCE"
GO SEE SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD IF YOU DONT YOURE A GIANT FLAMING HOMO AND SHOULD JUST STICK TO WATCHING YOUR FAGGY SCORSESE AND JODOROWSKI MOVIES. VIDEO GAMES
TEN OUT OF MOTHERFUCKING TEN
I BET YOU THOUGHT NOTHING COULD EVER BE SO AWESOME IT ROCKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EYEBALLS AND THEY POP OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND THEN KARATE FIGHT EACH OTHER WELL THIS IS IT. THIS MOVIE DID THAT SHIT TO ME. MY EYEBALLS WERE DOIN ROUNDHOUSE KICKS AND ALL THAT.
ITS A MOVIE ABOUT MICHAEL CERA AND BASED ON HIT INDIE COMIC AND ITS BASICALLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE EVER. GODFATHER? GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE. SEVENTH SEAL? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FAGGOT? SCOTT PILGRIM OWNS THEM ALL AND DOES NOW AND FOREVERMORE UNTIL THE END OF TIME AND EVEN THEN SOME. WHEN GOD ENDS THE UNIVERSE HE WILL SIT BACK IN HIS GOD-CHAIR AND WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD ON HIS GOD-RAY PLAYER AND BE ALL "DAMN SON I SHOULDNT HAVE ENDED THE WORLD THIS SINGLEHANDEDLY VALIDATES HUMAN EXISTENCE"
GO SEE SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD IF YOU DONT YOURE A GIANT FLAMING HOMO AND SHOULD JUST STICK TO WATCHING YOUR FAGGY SCORSESE AND JODOROWSKI MOVIES. VIDEO GAMES
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Step Up 3D
8/10
Choreography was freaking amazing. But as expected from a dance movie, the plot and storyline was so-so.
8/10
Choreography was freaking amazing. But as expected from a dance movie, the plot and storyline was so-so.
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I'm probably late as FUCK on these movies, but meh:
The 4th Kind -
The Crazies -
The Notorious Bettie Page -
The 4th Kind -
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The Crazies -
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The Notorious Bettie Page -
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Last movie I saw was also Scott Pilgrim vs The World.
The movie was a good adaptation of the comic book, but since it was only a two hour movie, some of the stuff was left out, compressed, or changed completely. For example, all of Envy's character development vanished into thin air, as did she. Plus I was saddened by Kim's lack of character.
Overall though, worth a watch, as it's still pretty damn good. 8.8/10
The movie was a good adaptation of the comic book, but since it was only a two hour movie, some of the stuff was left out, compressed, or changed completely. For example, all of Envy's character development vanished into thin air, as did she. Plus I was saddened by Kim's lack of character.
Overall though, worth a watch, as it's still pretty damn good. 8.8/10
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Surviving the Dead.
Neat Zombie movie, thought it would be one of those scary kinds of movies, just more of a "The world is full of zombies, lets go to a random island and we will be safe there".
If they would have made the gore a little better I would have enjoyed it more.
Good movie overall. Not to funny but not boring enough to drop.
6/10
Neat Zombie movie, thought it would be one of those scary kinds of movies, just more of a "The world is full of zombies, lets go to a random island and we will be safe there".
If they would have made the gore a little better I would have enjoyed it more.
Good movie overall. Not to funny but not boring enough to drop.
6/10
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Scott pilgrim vs the world
Not original one bit lol so no need for a big review i guess :P It was incredible, loved it, 5/5.
I really loved the pace. Everything was fast but fitted. Very funny and very well made. Also one of the best 'adaptation from a game/comic' movie ever. Seriously, it respects the quotes from the book a lot.
Not original one bit lol so no need for a big review i guess :P It was incredible, loved it, 5/5.
I really loved the pace. Everything was fast but fitted. Very funny and very well made. Also one of the best 'adaptation from a game/comic' movie ever. Seriously, it respects the quotes from the book a lot.
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The Last Exorcism. 7/10
While I am not a fan of crap involving demons possessing and other such horror based films, this actually kept me slightly enticed throughout my hatefest. The story was simple, a handful of "the fuck?" moments like any films of the sort, but the twists they pulled in this movie was certainly something I didn't expect in the least.
Summarize: Hated the genre but somewhat liked the original twists (though probably not original enough for fans of the genre).
While I am not a fan of crap involving demons possessing and other such horror based films, this actually kept me slightly enticed throughout my hatefest. The story was simple, a handful of "the fuck?" moments like any films of the sort, but the twists they pulled in this movie was certainly something I didn't expect in the least.
Summarize: Hated the genre but somewhat liked the original twists (though probably not original enough for fans of the genre).
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Vampires Suck.
Pretty damn good for a spoof movie. Doesn't have as many pop-culture references as other spoof movies.
7/10
Pretty damn good for a spoof movie. Doesn't have as many pop-culture references as other spoof movies.
7/10
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deftera_mirage wrote...
Vampires Suck.Pretty damn good for a spoof movie. Doesn't have as many pop-culture references as other spoof movies.
7/10
I never really got the point of making a 'Twilight' parody movie.
I mean, there already was a 'Twilight' parody movie.
Its called...'Twilight', it became a parody of itself about 10 minutes into 'New Moon' and never looked back. Some say it was WAY earlier than that, but ill be generous.
Anyway, back onto subject point, last movies seen!
Piranha 3D: 8/10 (+2 for Doc Brown Cameo)
The Expendables: 5/10, big stupid fun. (Wish Arnie did something!)
oh yeah, and something OLD SCHOOL!
Flash! (AAAaaahhhh) Gordon: 7/10 Campy awesomeness.
+ Flash drinking game, take a drink everytime someone says 'flash'
you'll be out by the 15th minute :P
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Almost Famous
8/10
Pretty nice movie, seen parts of it before. First time I watched the whole thing
it's worth it.
8/10
Pretty nice movie, seen parts of it before. First time I watched the whole thing
it's worth it.
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FreeOtakuGhost36 wrote...
Resident Evil : AfterlifeSpoiler:
i have to give it.....
7/10
same T^T i hoped this movie would end it, but i gess there must b another next year >_< this movie was a mix of RE 4 and 5 (and i gess 5.5 since there was that mid-boss guy ._.) no leon or eda tho ;-;
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LoneOtakuSword wrote...
FreeOtakuGhost36 wrote...
Resident Evil : AfterlifeSpoiler:
i have to give it.....
7/10
same T^T i hoped this movie would end it, but i gess there must b another next year >_< this movie was a mix of RE 4 and 5 (and i gess 5.5 since there was that mid-boss guy ._.) no leon or eda tho ;-;
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Beverly Hills Cop 2
Awesome, Eddie Murphy in full effect. (Not as good as the original but what are you gonna do)
The characters were stuck in their usual stereotypical routines, Taggart was the uptight cop like he usually is doing things by the book blah blah blah, Rosewood was your usual gun crazy nice guy who wants a taste of action (Great) and Eddie did his usual fast talking routine!
Everything I wanted and expected from the movie was there so no complaints here. 7/10 :D
Awesome, Eddie Murphy in full effect. (Not as good as the original but what are you gonna do)
The characters were stuck in their usual stereotypical routines, Taggart was the uptight cop like he usually is doing things by the book blah blah blah, Rosewood was your usual gun crazy nice guy who wants a taste of action (Great) and Eddie did his usual fast talking routine!
Everything I wanted and expected from the movie was there so no complaints here. 7/10 :D
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The American
2/10
Horrible movie with very little action like the preview shows. A lot of sex though, nothing seemed to get done in the film and the ending was just awful honestly don't bother with it. You'll be bored to death. I don't think someone should pay to take a nap.
2/10
Horrible movie with very little action like the preview shows. A lot of sex though, nothing seemed to get done in the film and the ending was just awful honestly don't bother with it. You'll be bored to death. I don't think someone should pay to take a nap.
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The Expendables 6.5/10
The story was sub-par and the characters could have used more development...but being a testosterone filled, action movie I wasn't expecting much there.
The story was sub-par and the characters could have used more development...but being a testosterone filled, action movie I wasn't expecting much there.
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Devil 7/10
a new movie and M. Night Shyamalan as the producer...after The Sixth Senses, Mr Shyamalan's next movies kinda sucks but for this i say it's worth watching...the plot is about a group of five strangers trap inside an elevator and one of them is the DEVIL himself disguise as human...the movie sometimes annoys me with the flickering lamp and blackout scene but i can handle that...although it's a bit cliche for a thriller movie but i say it's ok because most of all the tensions aren't just focus on the people inside the elevator but also at the people outside...lastly, the movie from Mr Shyamalan always ends up with a twist...8)8)8)
i heard this movie is a first film for The Night Chronicles trilogy...which involves the supernatural within modern urban society...the second movie is still in writing.
a new movie and M. Night Shyamalan as the producer...after The Sixth Senses, Mr Shyamalan's next movies kinda sucks but for this i say it's worth watching...the plot is about a group of five strangers trap inside an elevator and one of them is the DEVIL himself disguise as human...the movie sometimes annoys me with the flickering lamp and blackout scene but i can handle that...although it's a bit cliche for a thriller movie but i say it's ok because most of all the tensions aren't just focus on the people inside the elevator but also at the people outside...lastly, the movie from Mr Shyamalan always ends up with a twist...8)8)8)
i heard this movie is a first film for The Night Chronicles trilogy...which involves the supernatural within modern urban society...the second movie is still in writing.