Rules of the Internets

ImperialX · 2009-10-09T07:54:57+00:00

It's quite surprising how many people have never read this. Next time someone asks about it on these forums, refer them back here. Here they are, the Rules of the Internets: Spoiler:-8. combo breaker i am the combo breaker. the combo breaker is the law and the law is the law so who say you? combo breaker or combo breaker? combo breaker combo! breaker! combo breaker! so its now or never! -7. /b/ is not your friend. No exceptions. -6. LOL NEGATIVE -5. No moar negative rules. -4. Rule 210 must be followed or you are breaking rule 100. No exceptions. -3. Every rule above 100 must be followed. No exceptions. -2. Never cuss out any Canadians apart from Tico135. -1. Rule -0 does not exist. /0. Way to go dumbass. You just broke the universe. I hope you're happy. -0. this rule does not exist. 0. There are no rules after 0. 1. do not talk about /b/ 2. do NOT talk about /b/ 2.1337. You can't edit rule 2, newfags. 2.13337. By editing rule 2 you will never have sex in your life. EVER. No exceptions. 3. We are Anonymous. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502... . Expect us. 4. Anonymous is legion. 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. 6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver. 8. There are no real rules about posting. 9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban. 10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T. 11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you. 13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed 14. Do not reply to trolls — it means that they win. 15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail. 16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure. 17. Every win fails eventually. 18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated. 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously. 21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old. 22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. 23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost. 25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post. 26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated. 27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason. 28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man. 29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents. 30. There are NO girls on the internet. 31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours. 32. You must have pictures to prove your statements. 33. Lurk moar — it's never enough. 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions. 35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made. 36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. 37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). 38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky 39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. 40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. 41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes. 42. The meaning of life is 42. 43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. 44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo. 45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car 46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions. 47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS). 48. A cat is fine too. 49. One cat leads to another. 50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat. 51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions. 52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it. 53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it. 54. /b/ sucks today. 55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life. 56. They will not bring back Snacks. 57. You will never have sex. 58. It needs more Desu. No exceptions. 59. Fuck Gaston. 60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions. 61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63, no exceptions or else. 62. Everything has been cracked and pirated. 63. There are female versions of all male characters. No Exceptions. 64. If you /r/ it and Popcorn Mariachi!9i78bPeIxI does not have it, become an hero. 65. Anonymous is not your personal army. 66. The cake is a lie. 67. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads. 68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No. 69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE? 70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure. 71. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. 72. Chuck Norris is your father. No exceptions. 73. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar. 74. If you post it, they will cum. 75. Rule 75 is a lie. goddamn windows 76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems. 77. The internet makes you stupid. 78. It will always need moar sauce. 79. Ceilingcat IS watching you masturbate 80. Ebaums did it. No exceptions. 81. Anonymous is a virgin by default. 82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet 83. Only clusterfucks start edit wars. 84. All rules aren't true, including this one. 84-B. Sub-rules are forbidden. 85. Rules 1, 2, 34, and 35 are exceptions to rule 84. 86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice. 87. If you say Candlejack, you w 87.5 Scream 88. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions. 89. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all. 90. It's never lupus. 91. There is gay porn of it, no exceptions. 92. Chuck Norris is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions. 93. Go fuck yourself. 94. DO NOT WANT! 95. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|? 96. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse. 97. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie. 98. Only Zippocat is truth. 99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND. 99.9. All pictures are photoshopped. No exceptions. 100. Faggotry will not be tolerated. 101. You are never THE BEST suck at anyeverything, deal with it. 102. You are made of fail and AIDS. 103. That's not mud. 104. The internet is for porn. 105. Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. 106. Rule 109 is true. 107. "That's what she said" jokes are stupid 108. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!! 109. Rule 106 is false. 110. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you're doing something wrong. 111. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code. 112. What you click isn't always what you get. 113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads. But ask anyway. 114. Secure tripcodes are for jerks. 115. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz. 116. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay. 117. Always go out of your way to make newbies feel uncomfortable. 118. Newfags must be tortured to death. No exceptions. 119. Only newfags like caturday, Chuck Norris, and Desu fuck with The Rules. 120. Nobody likes you. 121. Co$ is the sworn enemy of Anonymous. It must be stopped. 122. There is NO God here (Except Chuck Norris). 123. 456789 124. When Anonymous is surprised, bricks must be shat. 125. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS. 126. shaMTV must give Rick his award. No exceptions. 127. No NewFaggots aloud. 128. Everything you know is a lie, but all those lies are nothing. So by using the transitive property we can conclude that everything = nothing and if you add an integer (x) into the equation we can single anything out and turn it into a certain amount of nothing explained by this graph e = everything n = nothing --------------------------------- | _ | ___/ \ e| ____/ \ |/ \ |________________________________ n As you can see, at a certain point of everything, nothing cannot exist. So in conclusion, I have no idea what I'm talking about. 129. BOTS will be dismantled. 130. Internet = Very Scary 131. Whatever it is, pie is involved in some form. No exceptions. 132. If it can't be killed, it doesn't exist. (Except Chuck Norris) No other exceptions. 133. If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.) 134. If it talks, you must shut it up. 135. Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133. 136. _uck _ou_self solve it. 137. Tuck yourself in. Is the answer. 138. Rule 139 does/will not exist. 139. Rule 138 is true. 140. XKCD can explain everything. explain it or it goes. 141. Godmoding is retarded. Seriously just accept your death. 142. Just ignore him he will think you're afk. 143. If you ignore her, she will bitch. 144. People can't understand sarcasm. 145. If you take it seriously gtfo. 146. Stop giving the mic a blowjob. 147. Regardless, if you get pissed on teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you. 148. You don't get any cookies. No exceptions. So don't even ask. 149. Brandon is God's son, making him Jesus. Chuck Norris has no son. 150. You are not going to get a handicap so don't even ask. They will just target you. 151. You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don't even get your hopes up. 152. They didn't call you retarded but they were thinking it. 153. It's funny to pick on people's grammar no matter how good it is. No exceptions. 154. The louder you scream at people the harder someone else will laugh. 155. They don't have hacks, you just suck really bad. 156. If u want to know who anonymous is then GTFO! 157. Someone already did it better. No exceptions. 158. It was in an episode of South Park. No exceptions. 159. The more you deny something the more they are going to say that you are "something". 160. Google ftw. No exceptions. 161. The guy next to you in the library is always looking at what you are saying. 162. The girl next to you in the library couldn't give a shit. 163. There's a reason- you know what? Fuck it. If you can't figure it out, you seriously need to LURK MOAR. 164. Refer to step 2 on Rule #165. 165. Refer to step 3 on Rule #93. 166. People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time. 167. Fleshlights are the answers to life's problems. No exceptions. 168. If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you're retarded because no one can act drunk on the internet. 169? Nah I'll have 2 69s. 170. None of us is as cruel as all of us. 171. At any given moment, more birds could join, leave, or peel off in another direction entirely. 172. Use inside jokes moar. It upsets users. 173. STFU! Before i go chris brown on you! 174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley. 175. The talk page is for spam. Don't go there. 176. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks children with the last name of Edgerton. 177. Tropicana tastes like the rainbow. No exceptions 178. Shadow sticks are fun to play with in the dark. Unless there are more than 3. 179. Refer to all unwritten rules. No exceptions. 180. For every life the internet improves it destroys 10 others. 181. Anything that's good is a virus. 182. We better start helping the earth, otherwise Al Gore will take back the internets!!! NO MORE BROADBAND! NO DIALUP! 183. If I have 3 cakes and you have one cake, only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3's. Also, I have this cake. 184. The only potty training videos allowed are ones that feature tigers and are japanese in nature (english subtitles are acceptable) 185. The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman, except the internet has porn. 186. Furfags can yiff in hell. 187. If you think you are the meister, you're lying to yourself. JMW, JMO, JEO, JEE, and JME are teh Lords & Meisters. So all your bass r belong to us! 188. If none of these rules are followed/obliged to then Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you to Mars. 189. Bukake is not cool. Never was. Never will be. EVER!! 190. The only good hentai is yuri, thats how the internet works. 191. You will always forget to add an attachment to your e-mails. 192. If you break rule 1 and 2. You will be rickroll'd in hell. 193. If you break rule 192. You will be spanked by Chuck Norris. In heaven. No exceptions. 194. If you break rule 2, Chuck Norris will tickle your pubes. 195. People called Fred are just epic. No Exceptions. 196. People named Tony are just win. No Exceptions. 197. People named Matty are just sexy. No and I mean no Exceptions. 198. If it's not on Google, It doesn't exist. No Exceptions. 199. "???? PROFIT!" must always be at the bottom, newfags. 200. Pictures or it didn't happen. 201. Maths in failing: Win + Fail = Epicfail Fail + Fail = Win Win + Win = Fail Epicfail + Epicfail = Chuck Norris No exceptions 202. HEY I'm io9 AND I'm CLINICALLY OBESE. NO EXCEPTIONS 203. If you run out of cookies, give apples, If you run out of apples, Give Spam. No exceptions. 204. People named Kevin are queer, People called "Z 0 D I A C" Are also queer. Please throw rocks at them, Unless Kevin knows what 8 X Pi Is. NO EXCEPTIONS. 205. Americans are fat. No exceptions (except for Dave) 206. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned. 207. Rules 1 and 2 are false. From now on, all rules must be about /b/. Unless they aren't. 208. Rules 1, 2 and 207 are false. /b/ does not exist. 209. See rule 210. 210. See rule 209. 211. srt8 must not marry MITB. No exceptions. 212. 4chan sucks. No exceptions. 213. Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn't. 214. In case of an emergency, your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. No, and i promise you, NO exceptions. 215. Rule 213 is false. Do not click that button. 216. 3, is the magic number.... 3, is the magic number.... NO EXCEPTIONS! 217. Creator of 4chan is gay. No exceptions. 218. Porn must only be looked at when porn is needed. 219. Google is not a calculator 220. Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG 221. RETARDED NEWFAGS, ???? AND PROFIT! MUST ALWAYS BE AT THE BOTTOM. NO EXCEPTIONS. 222. Matt has a girlfriend. No Exceptions 223. Only faggots post rules above "PROFIT!". No Exceptions. 224. All rules above "PROFIT!" don't count. No Exceptions. 225. The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS 226. If a statement may be taken sexually in any way, then she already said it. No exceptions. 227. Creed is the worst band in the world. No exceptions 228. None of these rules apply to this wiki. No exceptions. 229. You never see the porn first, even if you made or drew it. No exceptions. 230. If it exists, there is Touhou fanart of it. No exceptions. 231. The number of friends you have on Facebook does not indicate the number of friends you have in reallife. No exceptions. 232. CHAINSAW RAPE. ENJOY IT. NO EXCEPTIONS. 233. There's always a rapist behind you. No exceptions. 234. You cannot control the person in charge. No exceptions. 235. The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. No exceptions. 236. Eat the bagel! 237. Edward Cullen is a fag. No exceptions. 238. Only hardcore gamers buy computers without RAM 239. If you cant triforce then you are a newfag. And if you brag that you are not a newfag because you can triforce, you are still a newfag. The same thing goes for zalgo towers, greentext, blankpost, 7 and PENIS. No exceptions. ? ? ? 240. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCKS COCKS. 241. There will always be one rule that somebody left out. No exceptions. 242. Only niggers like watermelon. No exceptions. 243. The 90's didn't exist. 244. It's not possible to understand it, and when you do understand it, then it's even worse. 245. LOLWUT 246. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. No exceptions. 247. Never gonna tell a lie, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna cross the line and hurt you. No exceptions. 248. By the time you are taking a shit every thread you're interested in 404's. 249. People on the internet do NOT know how to use apostrophe`s. 250. Rule 250 divided by 0. Oh shi- 251. Anything can be a meme. 252. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go. 253. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago. 254. One does not simply shoop da whoop into a mordor 255. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions. 256. The cuter and more innocent it is, the more fun it is to corrupt it. See Rule 43. 257. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face. 258. As the amount of time a person spends on the internet increases, the probability of that person learning about the sexual behavior (and in particular, PENISes) of species other than humans increases to 1. 259. The game. You just lost it. 260. The stuff under the sink is for drinking ONLY. NO EXCEPTIONS. 261. /b/ is the devil's lair, no exceptions. 262. Azn people cant read well enough to type on here. 263. TENTACLE RAPE. ENJOY IT MOAR THAN 232. No exceptions. 264. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions. 265. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions. 266. That's not mud. 267. The interwebz is for cats only 268. The government is a lie. 269. three 69's. mmmm 270. The CIA is a lie 271. If it is merely amazing, it can never be OMIGOSH! 272. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions. 273. Be afraid of Allah. Wherever you are. 274. ;_; 276. inb4 ???? PROFIT 277. inafteralotofshit 278. THIS RULE IS NOT AS HUEG AS XBOX 279. Anonymous, The only thing you've managed to break so far, Is my heart. 280. This was a triumph. 281. All Anonymous are Hackers on Steroids. No Exceptions. 282. It's not Lupus. It's never Lupus. No Exceptions. 283. Stop calling me homo. 284. Pillz Here. 285. All will add to the awesome of this site. No exceptions. 286. There are always an exception. No exceptions. 287. Everybody is playing the game. No exceptions. 288. Nothing is Sacred. 289. The Black Guy Dies first. NO Exceptions. Unless it's Morgan Freeman. 290. No one in real life cares about your interests. No exceptions. 291. Women are for sammiches. No exceptions. Women who are offended can refer to rule 293. 292. Women belong in the kitchen. No exceptions. Unless it is in the bedroom. 293. Why aren't you in the kitchen? WHORE. 294. There is always an exception, when there's no exceptions. 294.5 Rule 294 = lie. No exceptions. 295. She does not want to touch you, nor does she want to love you. 297. Reading this makes you a mrade. As many exceptions as wanted 298. If you see it on 4chan it doesn't exist. 299. This is blasphemy. This is madness. No exceptions. 300. Rule 299 IS A LIE. THIS IS SPARTA. NO EXCEPTIONS. 301. 16 year old girls are the largest known source of fail in the universe. No exceptions. 302. If it isn't a Rule. It Doesn't exist. No Exceptions. Please Refer to Rule 303 for further Instructions. 303. If it isn't a Rule Yet, it will be. No Exceptions 304. Anontalk is a bunch of fags. No exceptions. 305. AT&T is a bunch of fags. No exceptions. 306. GOD WAS HERE. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU 307. DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS 308. Thepiratebay is full of win. No exceptions 309. Moar rules? 310. Microsoft Sam is God. No Exceptions. 311. LOLcats created the internet. No Exceptions. 312. Rule 311 is false. Chuck Norris created the internet. No exceptions. 313. Tampons are teabags for vampires. 314.1592653589793238462643383279502... . Expect us. 315. Do NOT troll a troll. You do not know the consequences of doing this. 316. O o 317. /Â¯_______________________________ 318. | SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP 319. \_Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯Â¯ 321. The lazer destroyed rule 320 322. Refer to step 1 on Rule #164 323. Boxxy Co$ is the only exception to rule 19. 324. One shall never be judged by what they fap to. 325. you NEVER shoot anybody in the balls. No exceptions. 326. Sharing is caring. No exceptions. 327. as long as there are 2 people on this earth, somebody is gonna want somebody dead 328. You always lose your money on something, no exceptions. 329. You always should like waffles. 330. Ctrl+W opens another webpage. 331. Rule -9 is the only exception to rule 325. No exceptions. 332. everybody was a newfag at one point in their lives. 333. None of the Internet rules can apply to every day life. 334. The Filmcow Forum member Tozoa_Nuva will destroy the internet. 335. In 50 years the world will follow these rule as if they were the bible. 336. Fear is only an alusion. No Exeptions. 337. No matter who or where you are Pedobear will find you. 338. Sage is sexy. see Rule 86. 339. In soviet Russia, Rules write YOU!!!!! 340. People on the internet don't care for your sympathy all they want is your pride. 341. The internet is like a cake, which is like an onion witch is like an ogre. 342. If God made us and we made the internet then god must love porn. 343. 1+1=3. No exeptions. 343-GS. no, u cant kill him so stop trying. 344. If we were ment to fly we would be born with jet engines. 345. If you link-surf more than 3 times you will end up on porn. 346. Two people and something inanimate will always end bad. 347. Plagerizim is only right when its for school work! no execeptions. 348. Rule 347 was taken from some one else for a good reason. 349. The only proper way to experiance Web 2.0 is to use windows vista or mac OSX and be running firefox or google chrome. no exceptions. 350. Anyone can hack anything. No Exceptions. 351. Always remember, what has been seen can not be unseen 352. The internet is alive and it knows where you live. No exceptions. 353. Chuck Norris. No exceptions 354. Everyone, everywhere, sucks, all the time 355. Randomly typing the word "fuck" into anything instantly makes it better 356. YouTube wants your soul 357. The internet is everything. All that once was and all that will be. It controls time and space; love and death. The internet can see into your mind. The internet can see into your SOOOUUL. Not really 358. Santa runs Amazon, no exceptions. 359. Hentai is your friend 360. If it's not a meme it soon will be. Except Milhouse. No exceptions. 361. The Goggles, They do nothing 362. If all else fails, google it. 363. Viewing/making Rule 34 of Yotsuba Koiwai(404 Girl) forces anonymous to inflict horrible pain to all of the following; You, your family, your children, their friends, their friend's families, You again, and anyone outside of anomymous who has ever heard the individual letters that make up your name. 365. No one on the internet knows how to count 366. Posting your opinion on the internet instantly makes it wrong. No exceptions 367. Godwin's Law applies. No exceptions or you're a nazi. 368. You suck, no exceptions. 369. Just Stop, hammertime. 370. Lost? Mapquest FTW. 371. The rules are SERIOUS FUCKING BUISNESS. 372. Game over. No exceptions. 373. The first word of rules 368-372. 375. Weegee can see you if you see him. 376. If all else fails, KILL IT WITH FIRE 377. Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate 378. Don't copy that floppy 379. If they see you rollin' they will start hatin' 380. Rule 424 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. 381. N00bs are an often over looked section of the food guide pyramid. 382. The internet does what it does because it can. 383. Nothing bad ever happens in Utah. 384. Foxy Fluffs are everything. No exceptions. 385. Huskys are the new fox. 386. Sleep is for the weak you will die. No exceptions. 387. The game is a cake. See rule 66. 388. Samus's crotch is ALWAYS a trap. No exceptions. 389. Just because you play Halo or Call of Duty, doesn't mean you're a dedicated gamer. 390. Censorship is for *** holes. 391. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD 392. Messing with the rules is like dividing by zero and falcon punching Captian Falcon combined. YOU DON'T FUCKING DO IT!!! 393. Every major Team Fortress 2 update will nerf the spy. No exceptions. 394. Beyonce DID have one of the best vidoes of all time 395. Leave Britany alone. No exceptions. 396. Bitches will never know 'bout your dick. No exceptions. 397. See 667. No Exeptions. 398. Redundant redundancy is redundant. No exceptions 399. Rule 398 is redundant 400. Anonymous knows that you're secretly a gay, furry, pedo, emo bitch. No exceptions 401. Leave Chris Crocker alone. No exceptions 402. You are always naked at all time on the internet. No exeptions. 403. you are not permitted to view this rule. 404. This rule is unable to be found. 405. Head on must be applied directly to the forehead 406. Always remeber, the Tails Doll is real 407. I accidently a coka~cola bottle. Is this bad? 408. You are all slaves to advertisment. No exceptions. Now buy this. 409. Lex Luther took 40 cakes. And that's terrible. 410. Humans are apes, no exception. 411. The computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks that use the TCP/IP network protocols to facilitate data transmission and exchange upon websites and pages is very meaningful in its existance and tampering with said network is not to be taken lightly. For translation please see rule 380. 412. There is always an exception, no exceptions. 413. Party hard DAMM U 414. You are gay for Brigdet. No exceptions. 415. Scout IS delicious. 416. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? 417. 1337 $P34K does not make you cool. No exceptions 418. 1337 $P34K makes you look like an asshole. No exceptions 419. 1337 $P34K |$ 73|-| B3$7 420. Guns are the answer. No exceptions. 421. Denying it does make it go away except AIDS, no exceptions 422. Its not gay if you beat them up afterwards 423. Only Newfags believe in the number Infiniti. 424. Rule 105 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. 425. Your mom jokes are getting a little old now. 426. Your mom is getting a little old too!!!!! 427. When fighting zombies, aim for the head! 428. If their head comes off and they are still standing, aim for something else. 429. RayWilliamJohnson did your mom. No exceptions 430. Theres no such thing as "The meaning of life" 431. Rule 42 is the exception to rule 430. 432. Chuck Norris is the exception to rules 34-35. No exceptions 434. All people are shit. No exceptions. 435. If you think that you are an exception to rule 434 then you are really shit. No exceptions. 436. Chuck Norris is the exception to rules 434 and 435. No exceptions. 437. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? B A START. Congratualtions, you are now god. 438. WWRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 439. Sage is sexy 440. Bears are the number 1 threat to humanity. No exceptions 500. This rule had an internal error. 666. Humanity is evil. No exceptions. 667. You must be playing the game at all times, You just lost. 1337. You are not an oldfag because you know what 1337 means. No exceptions. 2000. Y2K can't triforce, thus he is a newfag. No exceptions. 2001. gravity cat is not amused. no exceptions. 2002. You must construct additional pylons. 2003. SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!!! 2004. Knowing is half the battle. 2005. Violence is the other half of the battle. 2006. Only Chuck Norris can really TRIFORCE. 2012. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine. 3141.59 What has been seen cannot be unseen. No Exceptions. 9000. Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?... 9001. It's over nine thousand. No exceptions. 9002. Newfags abuse the meme "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" 9003. ???? 9004. PROFIT

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The Jesus

15 years ago

Rbz wrote...

I protest the internet's fascist rules! You will not usurp my freedom! Viva la revolution!

Fool!!! The Internet is the final boss. If you go up against it...

Spoiler:

Lamz0r

15 years ago

The Jesus wrote...

Rbz wrote...

I protest the internet's fascist rules! You will not usurp my freedom! Viva la revolution!

Fool!!! The Internet is the final boss. If you go up against it...

Spoiler:

SIRIUZ BIZNIS there.

ImperialX

15 years ago

GinIchimaru_09 wrote...

Holy shit I mean I have done some shit but this had to take some time whoever wrote this truly has no life.

Well duh. The guys over at 4ch wrote this.

ExESGO

15 years ago

Read this all in one scroll down.

My only reaction:

Lolwut?! :O

Gremlin

15 years ago

Rbz wrote...

I protest the internet's fascist rules! You will not usurp my freedom! Viva la resistance!

fix'ed

skoodlez

15 years ago

419. 1337 $P34K |$ 73|-| B3$7

I'd go with this one

Hoshi

15 years ago

*Roundhouse Kicks chuck Norris for being in so many of the F*cking rules* -_-
"Telling me to follow rules on the net, is like telling someone not to breath!"

That list is way to long....

Nice thread though!

Maxiart

15 years ago