Seriously there are things you never should know

You know, when I was younger, I lived in a very small house, and there was one bathroom between me, my parents, and me sister, with two doors, one in the hallway, and one in my parents room. So on more than one occasion, I woke up to use the bathroom, went to my door, and heard faint humping and grunting noises. I was so afraid to leave my room and hear any more, I pissed out of my window.
And that's a true story.