Sex humor shirts

I have one that says:

"I promise to be a good boy if you promise to be a bad girl"

I only wear it around my friend though. good for some laughs

Alot more of those at Engrish.com.

One of my old t-shirts had a huge drawing of a rooster and a slogan below it that says:

MY COCK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

I do all my sexual innuendo shopping at http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml
I actually own these:

<-- I got sent home from work for this one (geez I wonder why?)
<--(I can where this in public cause most people don't get it.)
And I have these two but I've never worn em:

Oh Neko you made me remember something. There is a clothes brand named Swallow. I was at the school cafeteria once and saw a girl wearing a jacket from it. It had the word "swallow" stamped all over it. Me and my friends laughed so so hard.

Say wha!?! Can you find a picture of the shirt or is it too long ago?

Not that I'm into shirts that say I do that kind of thing.. just thought it was kind of funny...
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Gave it a google but no luck. Oh well. But I took a picture of one that said
"I'm wet.
Wanna be with me?
Let's enjoy it"

I can only wear these shirts to parties :(
I was wearing my Disney on Ice shirt and got a call to come into work. My boss said he didn't care if I had my uniform or not, he just really needed someone to work the registers. So I came in forgeting what I had on and he looked at me and frowned and said I shouldn't of worn that shirt lol.

But like I said, I'll wear my Swallows shirt to go grocery shopping and once an old lady said "oh what a cute shirt, I love swallows!"

I bet you do lady... I bet you do...

Wow. I haven't seen so many sex shirts since... well since... crap I've never seen so many.

False accusation shirts FTW

I had a shirt that said play with me...with an arrow pointing down.

I gotta find that shirt and take a picture.

i'm think of buying the I LOVE BIG BLACK COCKS shirt for my best friend

I need that shirt.

Now, what you need is a white T-shirt with 'Cum inside here please!' witten in invisible ink on the back with an arrow pointing down. Put it on a graphic tee so he won;t suspect anything and take him to a place with blacklights.

i lol'd at the one that says "Let's play army, i'll lay down and you could blow the fuck out of me." considering that my bro is in the marines... maybe i'll get him that shirt when he comes back XD

i also lol'd at the ones that said:
The Honor Code
Get Honor, stay Honor,
and if you can't come in her then come in Honor

Spitters are quitters
Finish the job!

Hm... good idea. Army shirts. I had this innocent one last year that I saw in DribbleGlass, had it printed on a shirt and wore it to work, and my boss just flipped laughing.

i lol'd. i would laugh if i saw that shirt too XD