Mobious777 wrote...
Very funny story I heard from a friend; he was w/ his gf & they had bought a package deal @ the Hilton in Las Vegas for the weekend to enjoy to themselves. One night after having fun on the Strip they proceed to top their night back in the hotel room. >.>
Getting close to the end he started the whole Piston-motion before climax & went too far out & w/ his final thrust went right in 'there' while it was her 1st anal probably being both the quickest & most painful. ಠ_à²
Pretty much after that the rest of the time together she would complain about how sore she was & wouldn't give him any for quite a while with the penalty of sleeping on the couch in the room...
darn near shit myself that so funny
(read this like a redneck was talking)