Sex Toys (for everyone!)

@PolkaGnome:
Well, she had already had sex at that point though and our dad knew about that aswell. I just don't know or atleast remember how he reacted to that, atleast he wanted to be sure that she's always using protection.
What is weird though is that now that all of us siblings are 22+ years old, if I start a conversation about sex/masturbation/fetishes/whatever, my sister always goes "< my name here > !! My cute little brother shouldn't talk about something like that!!"

Wow! I would love to be a fly on the wall in your house. Interesting occurrences afoot.

pretty intense toy we got our hand on, right? :D

[font=Verdana][color=green]Haha, I want him to give a review o:

I kind of wonder where he puts it to let it dry. since I live alone so it just stands on the kitchen table XD

the tenga eggs are lying on my desk here :p

Lol I can write up a detailed review in a little bit, for now I can say this after only 1 use:

-All the wacky stuff they put into the flip hole just made for a ridiculous sensation, no area untouched. I cant say more then this right now because my mind was not keeping tabs on every component's feeling on the first try.

-I loved how you had 3 button controls to change up where you wanted more pressure or stimulation, it allows you to have total control over what you want to feel. The first button (lower button) makes it tighter around the insertion point, second button (middle button) makes the entire unit tighter while increasing suction. and the third button (upper button) increases the sensation of the 2 orbs placed in the end of the unit. Once again I can go into greater detail once I get used to this thing, but that is kinda the stock info.

-As far as clean up goes, the flip hole has to be the most godly thing invented. Being able to just flip it open, and rinse with a little hand soap and water, then put it on the stand to try was fantastic. Once on the stand it took about 5-10 min to dry. You then simply put the cover back on and put it away. Easy and simple.

Edit: I just put the stand on my computer desk in my apartment. The flip hole looks classy enough to have it just sitting out, a definite selling point.

Um, everyone, this looks pretty awesome.

Jezebel/Gizmodo just blogged about this....

DESIGN YOUR OWN SEX TOY AND THIS SITE WILL MAKE IT. o________o
http://www.madetopleasure.com/made-to-measure-boutique
Enjoy losing hours playing with this maker app, btw...

but they're super expensive (base prices in the hundreds, for gold, seems acrylic is cheaper...), and also seem to be er, glass/cold, no vibrators.
So ideal for making pegs I guess? :\

Example of pre-made ones:

@polka: There's nothing gay about anal-toys. It doesn't matter how you please yourself, it's still masturbation.

Now if you were to think about men fucking you in the ass while using it, that would be a different story.

@Gizgal: Tried fiddling around a bit, but it ended up waaaaay too expensive. >.> Would like to be able to install vibrators and switchables and gizmos and stuff though.

So has anyone here seen the commercials for the Trojan vibrator? I know that the commercials are weird, but I wonder if the product is any good.

As off-topic as this is, I cannot help but think about this conversation in real-life.

I just sat on the computer, sipping some tea and I opened up Fakku, came here to see what the new comment is about.
Took a sip of my tea, just as 'Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Eine Kleine Nachtmusik - I: Allegro' started playing on my playlist while I start reading Haburi-Chan's comment about gay men fucking each other in the ass.

Such a fine, classy conversation. About sex toys... and gay men... ah, beautiful youth. *Takes a sip of tea*
Please, continue.

XD I was about to +rep you for that but I realized I already repped somebody today. It'll be tomorrow, I promise.

@Angie: Link?

Gizmogal:

For you I have designed one with a duel usage...
At 7.2 inches long and 6.4 inches in circumference; one side for experimental use when you wish to push yourself and the other with gentle ribbed tapers for quaint nights alone~




Haburi-chan:

At a mere 5.8 inches long and 5.2 inches in circumference this is designed for your petite frame...
The smooth tapers help for an easy entry and should you be able to pass over the middle rib it would stimulate your g-spot~

Um.... lol should I feel flattered? XD

Also, saw this in my newsfeeds today.... http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/06/man-eater-sex-toy-of.html
IT'S A LOLPEAR DILDO.

VS.

I want these. *_*

The slimline is rather loud, and after using other toys, boring. We-vibe is awesomeness though--I can't say enough good things about it.

Oh about the JO vibrator I mentioned in my OP--I forgot to mention it takes N-sized/E-90 batteries, and those are a bit hard to find. I'm still very happy with it though.

@Ranma: interesting designs! Mine is this:



@Gizgal: that pear...just, wow.

@Twilight: Trojan has a vibe now? o_O I know they make vibrating rings, but I guess they're branching into that as well.

I've been debating on getting a new toy...
I have had a couple but the one was a Christmas present joke, and is shitty, and the other broke. Right now I'm stuck with just an old back massager.

Behold the power of my creation.

That looks like a space age plunger.

Ha, everyone's making their own.
Now Fakku should sell customizable ona-holes XD

Oh no, which is my dildo and which is my plunger!