Sex Toys (for everyone!)

Nekohime · 2010-12-17T07:28:49-01:00

The Tenga thread made me think think we need a general sex toys thread, so I'm making one. Talk about your sex toys here! Here are the ones I own (pics and short review in the spoilers): The Slimline Spoiler: It's the classic vibe--my very first, actually. I have the purple one. It's not the most interesting thing in my collection, and I hardly use it now because I have better and quieter vibes, but it's cheap, it's simple, and it does the job. We-vibe Spoiler: This is probably my favorite toy right now, especially since I did not pay for it; I won it in an Earth Day contest earlier this year. It's a couple's vibrator but because my bf's cock is on the very wide side, it is a bit uncomfortable fucking while this is on. I get mind-blowing orgasms when we do manage to use it though, since it stimulates both the clit and the g-spot at the same time. Even in solo use, this toy is amazing because what it lacks in size, it makes up for with strong, deep vibrations with several pulse modes, and an interesting ridged texture. The shape makes it easy for me to go hands-free while "watering the orchid." It is very quiet as well, so no worries about roommates hearing! Lelo Mia Spoiler: Lelo is probably my favorite sex toy maker ever--all of their stuff is just so damn sexy. But expensive, oh so expensive. Gold-plated vibe anyone? In comes the Lelo Mia, which was cheaper, so I got this for myself as a birthday present. I love this thing--it has four pulse modes with lots of strong but quiet vibrations, and you charge it through a usb connection and it lasts up to 4hrs. I wanted the pale pink version, but the store I bought it from only had the rose. I HAD A DISAPPOINT. But the good thing is it looks like this tube of mascara or a rather large usb flash drive, so I carry it in my bag whenever I want a discreet vibrator for traveling. I've actually charged it in public once, and no one ever suspected it was a vibe. Jo Vibrator (No link; apparently I bought the last one, and I can't find it on other sites.) Spoiler: This is my latest buy--part of the "Help Neko Get Through the Fucking Holiday Season" kit. It's got my name on it, so I just had to buy it. For around $20 bucks plus shipping, it was pretty cheap. It's very silent, has a nice silicon material, the shape makes it easy to use--I can use it with one finger looped through the "O" part--and the curve is good. I wish the clitoral tickler part was a little bit longer and had its own separate motor, but for the price, it is excellent.

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insanedrunkenbaby

13 years ago

no they get a refund from their supplier and resell the used ones
hell no they let us keep the vibe and not pay for it, sorta good faith busness i guess

gizgal

13 years ago

insanedrunkenbaby wrote...

no they get a refund from their supplier and resell the used ones

THAT MEANS YOU MIGHT BE GETTING USED GOODS, DUDE.

Man, that is just narsty.

insanedrunkenbaby

13 years ago

read the second part of my poist fool lol
they let us keep em

Dejitaru Ryuu

13 years ago

so you try one.

say meh

try another one, buy it

got 2 for the price of one

that kind of situation?

insanedrunkenbaby

13 years ago

yes but you can only buiold up to 5 vibes b4 theyu stop letting you try them and make you buy one, usually they make you pay for the most expensive one and let you keep the cheaper oneas helll 5 for thre pridce orf one

edit": im drunk as fuckd i cant even type right

asr163

13 years ago

after reading this thread for a while im temping to try out the tenga flip hole i saw on j list

Shinji Ex

13 years ago

I like me my purple rubber dildo ^__^

bfg10k17

13 years ago

Slight warning for homophobes, don't click on it and if you do, don't complain about what you saw there, kay ?
Trap-Heaven article about Pico and Chico onaholes

Interesting little toys that's for sure. According to the (picture of the product's box) it is life sized.
"You wouldn't want to caught with this" Certainly true, though this made me chuckle.

gizgal

13 years ago

bfg10k17 wrote...

ugh... creepy.
any sort of onahole shaped like an underaged child's genitals (male OR female) is pretty wrong if you ask me... ><;

Tsurayu

13 years ago

bfg10k17 wrote...

Ahaha, that is awesome. XD

Remilia

13 years ago

OOoh, Boku no Pico merchandise. <3 Too bad it's meant for guys though.

GreenZero Get Jinxed

13 years ago

bfg10k17 wrote...

Oh my, that is... pretty weird. I love Boku no Pico but damn.

Tsurayu

13 years ago

Yeah, not sure my love of Boku no Pico series could excuse myself enough to ever buy something like that. I think I'd have to be really drunk to have the courage to order that. >.>

bfg10k17

13 years ago

@gizgal
I know, I know, but it's still better than doing real children, don't you agree ?

doswillrule

13 years ago

Someone talk about vibes to fix the creepy, please. :p

Tsurayu

13 years ago

doswillrule wrote...

Someone talk about vibes to fix the creepy, please. :p

Don't know what you mean.

opanihuya

13 years ago

Tsurayu wrote...

doswillrule wrote...

Someone talk about vibes to fix the creepy, please. :p

Don't know what you mean.

He wants us to talk about vibrators. So, Tsurayu, do you have a vibrator?

Tsurayu

13 years ago

Uh, no. I'm pretty bland when it comes to masturbation aside from the occasional use of an ice cube or even some anal stimulation.

Too much information? Oh yeah, that's the name of the game.

opanihuya

13 years ago

Well, actually there's never too much information regarding private pleasures. I only use the classy way though. Never tried anal stimulation but I feel it would be interesting in a suitable situation - think it's boring to do this alone.

doswillrule

13 years ago

Too much replica child arse for my liking, yeah. Back to relative normality.

Veeeery tempted to get a Tenga. I remember seeing a stand-thing that warms them up for you a while back, which got me looking at the multi-use ones and piqued my interest. Funds are tight and I have figures on order though. Forever alone etc.

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