Sex Toys (for everyone!)

Ona holes on the Sanshee site? Lol.

[font=Verdana][color=green]They're appealing to two different markets, tbf though XD

I support this idea. I've also played around with the idea of opening a classy sex toy shop, for both sexes. With maybe a spa connected.

....Business degree currently in progress....



Lol, it's kind of like a makeup (think Avon or Mary Kay) or tupperware party. A woman who sells sex toys comes over and has like a party with a group of girls. There's games with prizes, often smaller sex toys or flavored lube or something, and she demonstrates how some of the toys work and talks about fun topics, porn, etc. I've been to a couple...apparently I know too many girls who enjoy selling sex toys, lol. And then in the end you're able to buy from the stock she has with her.

I actually prefer these to makeup parties. I'll actually get more us out of the toys, lol x D



And yes, that, lol xD

On another note for ridiculously obscene sex toys, lol.

I kind of want a "Monkey Rocker". Machines are kind of a fetish of mine and I imagine this would be so much fun to use with a partner. Kind of like a safe threesome.

But then again, I'm the type of girl that will have friends asking what those hooks in the ceiling of her bedroom are for....

My ex-gf (the asian one that I always complained about on skype a few months ago...) tried shoving her thumb up my ass one time. I jumped and pretty much threw her off of me, and she was laughing her ass off the whole time. From then on, MORAL OF THE STORY, THUMBS MAKE BAD TOYS.

This isnt referring to me right? I'm married to most of them~>:/ And they know I'm joking. Dont kill my joke.

it's because koko7 is a gurl

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You just missed out on one hell of an experience.
It's so hard nowadays to find girls who're willing to "experiment".

Isnt it~? T^T

I'd hit you IRL

edit : oh shi- elite again. brb. deleting posts

I'd hit you right after~>:(

LOL, misunderstanding.
I'll marry you IRL

...orz...*falls off a cliff*

Seems weird to me how no one has mentioned about 'Unusual' Sex "toys" or made a topic about them.
Someone should definitely go make one, I'm sure there are people who have used whatever they can find around their homes as a sex toy.
Or just start listing those weird sex toys on this topic.

I can't really think of one myself right now, probably something small and weird I tried putting in my butt while fapping, or just something like a wet towel where I'd try sticking my dick as a kid.

Anyway, what 'weird' or 'unusual' sex toys have YOU used?

Edit: As an example of 'unusual' my ex used to steal her parents' electric toothbrush, remove the brush part and use the vibrating metal-part to masturbate. She also said that nothing so far has felt as good.

Hmmm...unusual objects used as sex toys? I don't think I've ever used one, except maybe a plug-in back massager like Circe mentioned in the post I dredged up from the depths of the Girl's club. But that one isn't really unusual anyway.

[font=Verdana][color=green]Tbh, I think that they can be mentioned in here too =] I've already posted one a page back.

Well that would just seem awkward to me.... I wouldn't do it, but it seems like a good time to get new toys ahahah.

I'm too scared to buy one. what if someone that I know sees me!? that's really terrifying!!!

That monkey rocker seems really unappealing to me. Probably because of the level of clutz I am. I just picture myself being thrown off it for some reason. I go beyond what's considered cute when it comes to being a clutz, I can look just down right retarded sometimes.

Unusual toys, mm - the shower head. My discovery to masturbation to begin with. I know it's not really good for you, but I lived at my aunts for a short time period (like a year) and she had this huge garden tub with jets and everything in it. I discovered throwing my legs over the side and just letting the jets hit certain places was pretty mind blowing too.

[font=Verdana][color=green]You could always order this stuff online =] Completely anonymous, don't have to leave your home...pretty good overall. Besides, if your friends do see you, who cares? If they do tease you or whatever, just take light in the fact that you're going to have some real good fun with your purchase ;)

Haha Ziggy, that does sound like that you had a lot of fun. Just have to hope that your aunt never finds out about that time ;)