As much as I would enjoy it, I would be appalled if a girl I was dating decided to up and go down on me. Just something about the symbolism of being on her knees eating my dirtiest wouldn't sit right with me. Also, my favorite part of a woman's body is her eyes, and if I'm being stimulated I want to be able to look into hers.
Call me gay, but that's just how I feel.
ShaggyJebus wrote...
Faithknight2 wrote...
What if she say's, "Why don't you suck your own penis?"
My response: "Because that would be gay, and I love furburgers."
Furburgers.... HAHAHA, awesome.