Sickness

Well, I never knew that it could happen.

After I had eaten dinner, I was relaxing and stuff. My stomach rumbled. It doesn't feel like I need to crap so I don't need a toliet. Let some air out. God, it smelled. I started coughing and gagging. "Huh? My throat hurts." After a few hours I started feeling ill. And eventually, I got sick.

I poisoned myself with my own fart.

Great story!
I almost died from laughter!

dude...i feel your pain ever since my sis got pregnant....omfg she has had the worst gas ever for the last 7 months me and her husband have seriously been in the other side of the house in fear of the gas. Its the kind that makes you never want to eat again.

Heh, kinda had that happen off and on for a couple of weeks, but I'm still getting over the flu probably. Although my immune system has been in pretty bad shape every since I graduated high school.

At least 1547 people die of flatulence poisoning worldwide each year, how will you prevent it from happening to you?

Never had it happen before though, but I lolled.

Seriously?

About the dying? No.

Never happened to me before? Yes.

This reminds me of the myth that went around that if you fart and belch at the same time that your body would suffocate due to lack of oxygen. Lol.

Of course that was easily debunked.

Perhaps from a related stomach virus or other chronic condition, but I doubt it the way you are thinking. XD

So I guess it's safe to say the sickness....

Got down with you...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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theres been moments when i smelled one i felt like i was goin to die...lol was just wonderin if that has ever happened. Where someone farted near or on someone and they died lol now that'd be somethin!

Back in 9th grade i was stuck sitting near the window on the bus...this huge kid was sitting with me and just let one rip! I thought i was going to die...and the sad part was that he moved in closer to me!!! I scrambled to crawl over the seats on the bus to get away from him and his smell!

Speaking of random health items. Anyone else ever have like a really big yawn and during, and after wards, your chin (jaw specifically) really hurts? That is like the most intense pain for the five seconds it lasts. XD

Lesson learned: your fart and crap are deadly biological weapons - be sure to bring a gas mask to the john whenever the urge to dump arises.

I do! but i think mine is do to the fact that my Jaw pops out of place A lot! But yeah, the pain suck major A$$ when it happens, so i try not to look at people when they yawn!

lol i get cramps if i yawn while laying down its the darndest thing lol it hurts alot the i gotta like massage my face lol my bro in law saw me one day and was like wtf? lol now hes the one with jaw pain Muhahahah karma ftw!

Tell me about it, consider the jaw muscles are some of the strongest muscles in the body, if they cramp up it hurts like a bitch.

Hmmm. Disturbing. As for me, I don't get sick much at all.

Wow, I thought the fart of doom was just a joke...

stole my line!
and I'm in love with your new avatar

rofl! dude that sounds like you can make a fart bomb. i wonder if nuclear bombs can be as bad if you exclude the whole incinerating part.