So, I went out and bought a new wallet today.
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I've had a plain old black leather wallet for the better part of four years now, and its showing it's age.
Also, back then I wasn't much of an anime fan. So, when I went out for a new one, my local combination Comic/Manga/Geek shop was my first stop. I ended up buying an SOS-Dan wallet, and I noticed something on the packaging:
Err...How does one...?
Also, back then I wasn't much of an anime fan. So, when I went out for a new one, my local combination Comic/Manga/Geek shop was my first stop. I ended up buying an SOS-Dan wallet, and I noticed something on the packaging:
Err...How does one...?
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Arizth wrote...
I've had a plain old black leather wallet for the better part of four years now, and its showing it's age.Also, back then I wasn't much of an anime fan. So, when I went out for a new one, my local combination Comic/Manga/Geek shop was my first stop. I ended up buying an SOS-Dan wallet, and I noticed something on the packaging:
Err...How does one...?
That's a wallet?
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Not quite as bad as the package of peanuts that says "Warning: May contain nuts or nut elements" or the kitchen knife with a warning label that reads "Warning: Keep out of children." I have more but many of them have faded into my subconscious.
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Mike
Stand
If you can fit it in your mouth, you can choke on it.
Now you know not to put your wallet in your mouth.
Now you know not to put your wallet in your mouth.
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Arizth wrote...
Nah. Thats a part of the packaging.God.. I feel stupid
blind_assassin wrote...
"Warning: May contain nuts or nut elements" or the kitchen knife with a warning label that reads "Warning: Keep out of children." I have more but many of them have faded into my subconscious.A favorite of mine is on the back of medicine that makes you drowsy it says "Warning, This medicine may make you drowsy"
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My favorite isn't even a translation goof. A long time ago there was a commercial for a Toy Story inspired cereal with marshmallows shaped like the little green aliens' space ships. They showed an animation of the marshmallows hovering over a bowl and then, on the bottom of the screen in bold white letters:
"WARNING: this is not a flying cereal."
The best part was when the booming narrator voice actually read it out loud.
"WARNING: this is not a flying cereal."
The best part was when the booming narrator voice actually read it out loud.
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Haha I don't know how someone could end up choking on a wallet, but next time I buy one I am going to try and find out.
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Kaimax
Best Master-San
Jacob wrote...
Haha I don't know how someone could end up choking on a wallet, but next time I buy one I am going to try and find out.Good luck trying. :D
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Yeah....I just tried....twice. I couldn't get the damn thing into my mouth. That warning should have read "Warning: Tastes bad."
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Ramsus wrote...
Yeah....I just tried....twice. I couldn't get the damn thing into my mouth. That warning should have read "Warning: Tastes bad."Lulz, what if you ended up actually choking on it? How stupid would you feel.
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blind_assassin wrote...
[...] I have more but many of them have faded into my subconscious.I think its more suppression than fading into subconscious. Stupidity is traumatic to people who aren't conditioned to deal with it.
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Maybe too many people were reacting to the phrase "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" :P
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APN wrote...
Maybe too many people were reacting to the phrase "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" :PAy, surely you'd notice that cash and a wallet are two different things. Can't see why someone would put the whole wallet in their mouth if they can just put the money in. XD
