Someone you'd Falcon Punch

Name someone you'd punch if they knocked at your door right this minute.

For me it would be my ex Dora. Even though she is a woman and it goes against my morals.

the mail man. he thinks he can just take that kind of liberty, knocking on my door? and i dont get mad, i get punchy.

realistic:
door-to-door sales guy selling something unimportant
pizza boy with the wrong address/pizza
a missionary
insurance company guy
electric company guy
etc.etc.

unrealistic
mr.bush jr.
mike tyson(if he didn't punch me first)
ja rule
pamela anderson's breast
christiano ronaldo
mrs.condi rice
etc etc

Hmmm... I would say... my mother. Why? Lol. I hate her... a lot. She left me and my Dad alone (which is weird usually it's the father doing this) with all the bills. I had to learn to play the role of a house wife cause my Dad didn't know shit about cooking or working a washing machine and stuff. We also got in a fight. I called her a bitch one day cause she did something really fucked up, she slapped me pulled out my knife, and threatened to kill me. I kicked her ass of course... which is wrong for a son to do it but it was my life on the line. Dad asked wtf I did and I said I beat the shit outta her. Walked outta the house for 2 weeks.

Dude...

I'd punch random people that are about to eat something.


http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=166786

If I was to write this, as a pure text list, the size of this forum would jump about 2 megabytes.

I'll abstain.

I booby-trap my front door with a bucket of water because I got one of them nice front doors with a little roof over it. I just look through the peep hole and pull the string. I should probably get like a video camera and some servo motor with a remote control so I don't have to walk the entire length of the house.

Why Ronny?? He's the fucking best footballer in the world now and he has the looks. but 4 the rest totally agreed

because of some of his arrogant comment:
"maybe i'm too good"
"i am the best"
etc etc.

good sir,football is played by 11,not 1.
yes,he's good.REAL good.
but look at the euro cup.
what could he do?
nothing.

and now he's trying to leave the coach that gave him the chance to play in the best team in the world,for money.

if the trade do happens,my hunch sez that it'll be another one of those real madrid trade flops.

looks doesn't matter as an athlete.
like van der sar is handsome.no, he's not!but he knows how to shut up and play the game.

the telemarketer who keeps disturbing the peace in my house.

But let's take Gandhi's words,

hmm...

about 50% of my co-workers, the other 50% would probably join in.

Title needs to be changed to, "Someone you'd Falcon punch"

For me, it'd be Will Ferrell.

Be careful Will Ferrell is a biter.

Tim and/or Eric, but I'd probably not stop at just one punch. :evil:

lol same here

My list:
Boyfriend's ex #1 ] All for a reason
Boyfriend's ex #2 ] they tried to break
Boyfriend's ex #3 ] my boyfriend and I up numerous times
Step-dad
Step-sister
Mom
My doctor
My cousin for turning into a Barbie moron.
The whole Laguna Beach cast

Carlos Mencia. I hate that son of a bitch so much.

So blunt, yet so effective, this made laugh harder than any of his jokes.

ronaldo, wayne rooney, any famous footballer really including david beckham they are all over paid over publisised wankers