Something that happed to me...
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I couldn't think of a proper title for this so I just dumbed it down xD
Well I'll cut right to the action. I was driving and I see this guy in
a white van he looks really sketchy and yeah I assume hes a druggy. I
keep driving thinking how its bad to stereotype people (I said to myself
that not all truckers are junkies) and I get to a busy road. So I
didn't notice it but he was behind me... Real busy so I can't turn. He
starts honking (didn't know it was him at the time) and I decide to just
to stay there just to annoy the fuck outta him/her. Moments later I
hear a yell "Move it!" Now I couldn't turn while he was honking I
wasn't being an ass then. So more traffic comes and I stay telling
myself I'm done bothering him. Now I still can't turn and he yells
again "Fucking retard move it" and yeah I'm getting annoyed now still
can't turn. STILL CAN'T TURN and he yells "Move the fucking car or I'm
coming up there and snapping your god damn neck!" Now all this yelling
occurs over a 2-4min period. I can turn so yeah I do thinking "Whatta
fucking junkie" and I stop a little ways up cause more traffic. I
wasn't paying attention and it turns out he turns the same way I am and
starts honking again. This is when I think to myself that its some guy
trying to mess with me cause yeah I thought he was following me and just
yelling to scare me. I keep moving slowly and eventually he turns into
a gas station and yells out the window "Bout fucking time boise" Now I
got really heated from hearing boise because a long while back I use to
get mocked with being called boise since my last name rhymes with it.
So I decide I'm gonna fuck this guy up now. I turn into the gas station
and he sees me and smirks? I can't really tell and I had some skis in
the car so I took one and pulled the little rubber thing off the top. I
park away from him and hes just standing there. I get out and my heart
fucking lit up in fire with joy (I'm around 6'6 and at the time I was
wearing a heavy winter jacket so I can assume I looked like a fucking
grizzly bear (I'm fucking lanky as hell)) I get out and this guys face
goes from the smuggiest fucking grin to an "?" above the head like he
didn't know what just happened. I start walking towards him trying to
look as badass as I can cause I really don't want to fight him cause I'd
probably end up getting arrested cause I'd stab him xD He does like a
little double back he looks at the gas stationa nd back at me
ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS. He rips open the
gas station door and runs inside i follow him and I hear him telling
somebody (think the cashier) I'm filling in the blanks of what I didn't
hear "This crazy guy is coming to kill me" so I yell "Who the fuck is
crazy here? You wanna try snapping my mother fucking neck now? Now
that I'm not in my fucking car and can't do jack squat to you" I'm
saying this as I come in and he is yelling at this guy how crazy I am
and shit. The clerk pulls out a fucking knife . I let out a small
stream of piss xD I fucking god I was so fucking scared at that over
everything cause I was the one with a stake pretty much in my hand while
this guy is crying over how i'm gonna kill him. So I say to him "Listen
you don't understand. You hear that yelling out there? that was him."
and the clerk is just staring at both of us (mostly me) and the guy who
I initially came in after tackles me and steps on my face running out of
the store. I get up and I can't see good. I've never been stomped on
so I thought maybe your eyesight goes fuzzy I dunno and the clerk guy
first thing I heard from him he says "My god your bleeding" and my face
is stinging so I knew something was going on and yeah didn't bother me
that much I touch my face and there is so much fucking blood. the guy
had stomped on my face and shattered my glasses. So yeah less climatic
part the end... Guy calls up the police luckily when he tackled me my
glasses slipped off slightly so when he broke them they didn't pierce my
eyes. Yeah I didn't get in no trouble. The entire neighborhood where
this happened heard him yelling he was gonna kill me. Its funny cause
the police showed up in like less than a minute and i thought that they
were a little to fast or something i can't remember and it turns out
someone had called the poliec before i went in after him because they
were scared some crazy druggy was on the road xD But yeah I had to get
stiches and some shit my parents were nice enough to pay for it so yeah.
I left out some stuff since it'd be a bore to read xD
Edit: I'm here to please :p :o
Well I'll cut right to the action. I was driving and I see this guy in
a white van he looks really sketchy and yeah I assume hes a druggy. I
keep driving thinking how its bad to stereotype people (I said to myself
that not all truckers are junkies) and I get to a busy road. So I
didn't notice it but he was behind me... Real busy so I can't turn. He
starts honking (didn't know it was him at the time) and I decide to just
to stay there just to annoy the fuck outta him/her. Moments later I
hear a yell "Move it!" Now I couldn't turn while he was honking I
wasn't being an ass then. So more traffic comes and I stay telling
myself I'm done bothering him. Now I still can't turn and he yells
again "Fucking retard move it" and yeah I'm getting annoyed now still
can't turn. STILL CAN'T TURN and he yells "Move the fucking car or I'm
coming up there and snapping your god damn neck!" Now all this yelling
occurs over a 2-4min period. I can turn so yeah I do thinking "Whatta
fucking junkie" and I stop a little ways up cause more traffic. I
wasn't paying attention and it turns out he turns the same way I am and
starts honking again. This is when I think to myself that its some guy
trying to mess with me cause yeah I thought he was following me and just
yelling to scare me. I keep moving slowly and eventually he turns into
a gas station and yells out the window "Bout fucking time boise" Now I
got really heated from hearing boise because a long while back I use to
get mocked with being called boise since my last name rhymes with it.
So I decide I'm gonna fuck this guy up now. I turn into the gas station
and he sees me and smirks? I can't really tell and I had some skis in
the car so I took one and pulled the little rubber thing off the top. I
park away from him and hes just standing there. I get out and my heart
fucking lit up in fire with joy (I'm around 6'6 and at the time I was
wearing a heavy winter jacket so I can assume I looked like a fucking
grizzly bear (I'm fucking lanky as hell)) I get out and this guys face
goes from the smuggiest fucking grin to an "?" above the head like he
didn't know what just happened. I start walking towards him trying to
look as badass as I can cause I really don't want to fight him cause I'd
probably end up getting arrested cause I'd stab him xD He does like a
little double back he looks at the gas stationa nd back at me
ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS. He rips open the
gas station door and runs inside i follow him and I hear him telling
somebody (think the cashier) I'm filling in the blanks of what I didn't
hear "This crazy guy is coming to kill me" so I yell "Who the fuck is
crazy here? You wanna try snapping my mother fucking neck now? Now
that I'm not in my fucking car and can't do jack squat to you" I'm
saying this as I come in and he is yelling at this guy how crazy I am
and shit. The clerk pulls out a fucking knife . I let out a small
stream of piss xD I fucking god I was so fucking scared at that over
everything cause I was the one with a stake pretty much in my hand while
this guy is crying over how i'm gonna kill him. So I say to him "Listen
you don't understand. You hear that yelling out there? that was him."
and the clerk is just staring at both of us (mostly me) and the guy who
I initially came in after tackles me and steps on my face running out of
the store. I get up and I can't see good. I've never been stomped on
so I thought maybe your eyesight goes fuzzy I dunno and the clerk guy
first thing I heard from him he says "My god your bleeding" and my face
is stinging so I knew something was going on and yeah didn't bother me
that much I touch my face and there is so much fucking blood. the guy
had stomped on my face and shattered my glasses. So yeah less climatic
part the end... Guy calls up the police luckily when he tackled me my
glasses slipped off slightly so when he broke them they didn't pierce my
eyes. Yeah I didn't get in no trouble. The entire neighborhood where
this happened heard him yelling he was gonna kill me. Its funny cause
the police showed up in like less than a minute and i thought that they
were a little to fast or something i can't remember and it turns out
someone had called the poliec before i went in after him because they
were scared some crazy druggy was on the road xD But yeah I had to get
stiches and some shit my parents were nice enough to pay for it so yeah.
I left out some stuff since it'd be a bore to read xD
Edit: I'm here to please :p :o
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You should have walked up to him and yelled "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!" then yell "FALCON PUNCH!" and hit him there by proving your awesomeness and dominance over him.
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*Harmonian uses wall of text*
*Wall of text hits Fakku for 9999*
*Fakku dies*
and post some pics of yourself, i wanna see if you look like a grizzlybear.
*Wall of text hits Fakku for 9999*
*Fakku dies*
and post some pics of yourself, i wanna see if you look like a grizzlybear.
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KLoWn wrote...
*Harmonian uses wall of text**Wall of text hits Fakku for 9999*
*Fakku dies*
and post some pics of yourself, i wanna see if you look like a grizzlybear.
pretty interesting story =P
and i definitely agree wit animeholic, you should've ran in and did a falcon punch while screaming it out loud!!
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rbz123 wrote...
What the fuck is a boise?lol I'm probably spelling it wrong. I have only heard the word never
seen it spelt.
Basically it means a retard.
I don't want to damage Fakku anymore ><
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Bamass123 wrote...
GG m8, that's the only thing I can say, GG :wink:[size=10]
Now would that be GG as in Good Gob (Job with a "G")? Or Good Going? I'd assume it's the latter but have never seen anyone use "GG" online. Not in the same way you have.
And wow, about the story. That was pretty random but lol.. amusing I suppose.
Edit: Achievement unlocked! 800 post.
[/h] Now would that be GG as in Good Gob (Job with a "G")? Or Good Going? I'd assume it's the latter but have never seen anyone use "GG" online. Not in the same way you have.
And wow, about the story. That was pretty random but lol.. amusing I suppose.
Edit: Achievement unlocked! 800 post.
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HentaiElder wrote...
Bamass123 wrote...
GG m8, that's the only thing I can say, GG :wink:[align=justify][size=10]
Now would that be GG as in Good Gob (Job with a "G")? Or Good Going? I'd assume it's the latter but have never seen anyone use "GG" online. Not in the same way you have.
Yea, I was refering to GG as: Good Going.
And though I can't say I've seen it alot online, I got some friends who for reason talks leetspeak IRL, and whenever you do something that they think's funny you get the reply: GG m8, ''hence where I got it from''
So now what I should've said from the begining: Nice going there mate :wink:
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TheDarkStarAlchemist
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this:
shoulda happened, but well handled.
post pics. i gotta see the grizzly bear! :D
shoulda happened, but well handled.
post pics. i gotta see the grizzly bear! :D
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tl;dr
j/k. Slick moves boss. ;) Being the tall guy is always a blast ain't it? Instant +5 to intimidation right there. :D
Next time he runs into the store, fuck up his car while he's cowering.
j/k. Slick moves boss. ;) Being the tall guy is always a blast ain't it? Instant +5 to intimidation right there. :D
Next time he runs into the store, fuck up his car while he's cowering.
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TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
this:shoulda happened, but well handled.
post pics. i gotta see the grizzly bear! :D
u should have done this, :lol:
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animeholic1 wrote...
You should have walked up to him and yelled "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!" then yell "FALCON PUNCH!" and hit him there by proving your awesomeness and dominance over him.Second. People shouldn't be filled with so much road rage. And it's a low blow to brake a dude's glasses.
rbz123 wrote...
What the fuck is a boise?It's a stupid insult used by stupid people. Basically is just like calling someone retard, fag, etc., only it makes you look like a retard, fag, etc. for saying it.
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I wasn't going to read that because it looked really long, but I decided to anyway, and it didn't disappoint. Not to good of an ending though as you said.
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Nothing good will ever result from any road rage, seriously.
This made me recall (awhile ago) that I almost run over a motorcycle dude in an intersection who made sudden cut through my lane, and he even gave me a look (as if I was the one at fault) It was way past evening, was dark and he even wore black! I barely wasn't able to see him until the last second that I stepped on the breaks. WTF! :x I was so annoyed that I could have blown my horn right at his face... fortunately, my old man was there with me, so I just paused for a second and went on our way. I didn't dare imagine what could have happened if ever I did something else.
As much as I understand how it must have felt... in the end, your experience only proved to show that no one wins from it (road rage) No matter how cool you must have seemed for the way you've acted, you're still the one who've lost (in particular) - you just got your face banged up (even your glasses wasn't spared) needed some stitches (ouch) most importantly, your folks even had to pay for it. - that sucks dude, not cool at all.
This made me recall (awhile ago) that I almost run over a motorcycle dude in an intersection who made sudden cut through my lane, and he even gave me a look (as if I was the one at fault) It was way past evening, was dark and he even wore black! I barely wasn't able to see him until the last second that I stepped on the breaks. WTF! :x I was so annoyed that I could have blown my horn right at his face... fortunately, my old man was there with me, so I just paused for a second and went on our way. I didn't dare imagine what could have happened if ever I did something else.
As much as I understand how it must have felt... in the end, your experience only proved to show that no one wins from it (road rage) No matter how cool you must have seemed for the way you've acted, you're still the one who've lost (in particular) - you just got your face banged up (even your glasses wasn't spared) needed some stitches (ouch) most importantly, your folks even had to pay for it. - that sucks dude, not cool at all.
