http://youporn.com/watch/53162/stranger-of-the-toilet/
That.
I laughed so hard. Whenever I mention it, I still laugh.
Quotes from conversations are along the lines of "I SHALL PENETRATE THIS FORCEFIELD WITH MY COCK" and "Look at all the fucking facial expressions."
When it gets to the anal, skip to the end to hear his "victory groan". If you don't laugh at this, please return to your daily scheduled guro.