Stupid Nickames

In middle school my nick-name was "Afro-American." yes, I didn have a a lot of fluff on my head that looked a bit like an afro, but I'm white, which is why I think of it as a stupid nickname.

Also because of my hair, and a bit from my intellect, I was called Einstein a lot.

"Weiner," because my last name is Werner

"Commie [insert expletive]," because I'm a communist.

Dora
When I was a kid I had hair that looked like hers and now that haircut's come back to haunt me. >.<

Dolphin/Seal
I've had a habit of throwing small food like popcorn or Cheerios into the air and catching them with my mouth. ^^

Marles/Mar
Originates from my actual name, Marlly. :3

Pexe (Pronounced Pê-sh). Which basically means fish (I'm allergic to fish).

Brit? That's my only nickname. Typically only people who know me in person as well.

Mine are
Fon
Bear
Jackie Chan
Bruce Lee
Ching Wang
Ching Chong
ect...
Jet Lee
Sun
Sand Paper
Ninja
Idiot
Bob
Onion
and a bunch of other ones.

Most calls me banker now.

Has had a few, mostly stupid ones.

Totte (the most used one I think), Tottelini, Raptorfeet, Ethil (by at least one person IRL), Katten (means The Cat in swedish... omg, I wanted to kill them)... Nowdays most people use my real name though. We shan't forget names like emo, fag and nerd either.

my name's Eric but people call me bob and I fucking hate it

People called me command and conquer because my initals were CNC. I don't get why of all things I would be called command and conquer, but it was a name that mostly guys would sometimes call me in high school when they wanted to tease me a little.

Some of the weird nicknames I've had are as follows.

Mr. 12
Puppy
Hound
Na-chan (Excell Saga joke due to a medical condition I have)
Sugoi man (Given to me by some elementary school kids in Japan due to my ability to do shots and nice suit)
Keij
Roxim
G-dogg (The last two were from my years as a radio personality)
KG
Harrison from Accounting
Wise man (courtesy of Hoshi)
Tex (Friend called me that whenever I played arcade light gun shooters)

that made me lol !

When i had dreadlocks i was called Sideshow Bob, or just Bob, in reference to

due to my dreads being all over the place in the mornings.

my friend call me Appa, from Avatar

No reason.... they said I looks like a flying Bull?????

Edit : Oh Almost forgot, they always call me otakuboy, love that nickname though

some of my friends nicknames are: Captain Planet, Twitchy, and Chips. One of my facebook friends calls me Niko or Nikkun.