That Ban hammer is too shiny

The Ban hammer shown on the front page has clearly never been used, it is far to shiny and clean, who are you trying to fool with this?

Fear not though, I have exhaustively tracked down this image of Nikon weilding the far cheaper 'Banstick'


Renember if you post a message claiming to be under 18, that man will be coming after you :shock:
YOU have been warned!

Ah, so that's what he used in his last ban spree.

It looks worn out..!

The Banhammer is so clean because he uses it with such destructive force, and so fast, that the blood is vaporised. Simple.

Also, Nikon is a ninja. He wouldn't show his face like that.

If that isn't Nikon..... then its just a picture of some strange old hairy guy waving a stick around in a crazy manner, EWW!

My guess is that the old man is Nikons assistant and Nikon is hiding in the shadow under the bush all the way in the back of the field ready to pwn face with his hammer.