The best Job you have ever had

Simple enough really, what is the best Job you have ever had, and be serious about it please, don't say something like manwhore prostitute or drug dealer. *Glares at lollollol12*

As for me, I spent three months working in a small electronics shop here in town as plain clothes security. Basic premise was to just act like I was a customer in the store, do some shopping play the game demos, and what not. I was given zip ties for use as handcuffs, and I learned something, and as a warning to those of you who claim to be 18 but really are not, the police are the least of your worries if you get caught trying to shoplift. I actually had caught one kid about 13 or so, who begged for the police to take him and book him over releasing him to his parents.

Though I did have a few parents who tried to ride my ass because the use of the zip tie handcuffs left a red ring on the wrist, well they were loose enough that they wouldn't leave a mark but tight enough that they wouldn't come off when I put them on. it's not my fault the kid tried to struggle out of them, or the fact that I tripped a guy who was trying to make a break for it, after I caught him he laded face first in a patch of grass outside of the store, and ate frozen dirt.

That was my favorite job, paid about 15 bucks an hour 30 hours a week.

I DEAL DRUGS, ITS AWESOME

YOU MAKE A SHITLOAD OF PROFIT AND KILL PEOPLE IF THEY RIP YOU OFF

That is great.

My favorite job was a gov. job, 17 something an hour for 40 hours a week. It was easy as pie.

part time job when i was studying in college, i worked in bakers oven. easy work for minimum wage, and i loved it :D.

Not to mention your products make people happy and the hours are whatever you want them to be. Btw this is my job as well.

my waiter job its awesome freaken get payed that same night. and I walk out sometimes with a 100.

you must be bad at it, you always use up all your product.



my fav job was at American Eagle, sure the people there were shallow cocks and I had to deal with assholes but the girls i got to flirt with and watch try on clothes (obviously not as much as i would have liked to see) more than made up for any faggotry.

being a part time document translator for my uncle's company, easy work, nice pay

I merely skim off the top.

my current job.....

So far, the best job I have is my first and current job - web applications programmer. Great pay, it's project-based, and everytime in-between projects (times when there's no project assigned to me) I just go and leave work and get paid for doing absolutely nothing. And those in-between times are like 40% of the whole working year length ^_^

Translating between Czech workers and US supervisors as a part time job last summer. Easy job, good training and perfect salary.

My current job blowing glass, I get paid by how much the peice sell for. My biggest sale was 300 bones when My water pipewas sold.

Working part time in a model shop.

Noone ever came...

but $10/hour? I think thats pretty fucking good for part time.

I was a lifeguard once. 15.50 an hour to tan. It was kind of a sweet deal.

I too lifegaurd(ed?). Getting paid to sit on the beach and watch buff guys play frisbee was a pretty sweet deal. I did have to save someone though, a huge fat lady who got a cramp. I pulled my back and had to miss work for a week.

A dishwasher in a resturant
You have free food and when you are done with the dishses you can
flirt with the girls or the chiks on the bar

all my jobs sucked

Working in a cremation & burial society, primarily as a Cremator while also as a Field Representitive & sometimes on call for Crime Scene and Bioharazd cleaning/removal. Though some days in the office doing desk work is nice, nothing beats Embalming and Preparation for funeral services. First job & best job, aside from October when Frightdome is going on.

A waiter.

It's fun see the old faces of the customers and all of them requested to be served by you. What comes best is the occasional tips by these customers which don't come in small bills... these crazy poeple are darn generous. 0-0