The Best reply you can ever get

Long time ago, when i was abit younger, i was addicted to Hentai more then now.. but that dumb thing is that I didn't know about it when i was a kid, i didn't even know what hentai means, so i asked a more pervert friend of mine what it means, so i got the correct answere..

One day i asked my parents what "Hentai" means since i know. I thought first then knew but:

And the best reply i got from them is "What is that?".. hahaha.. suckers.. then i won't tell.. X3

What's that Uncle
I Never Ask my Parents about that
although im pretty Curious when im still a child
but after my Classmate search it
im glad that i didn't ask them
but i think that they didn't know that

they didnt know what hentai was but they did know anime porn =w= weird huh?

My best reply was this.

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=820481#820481

So I was on the phone and I was like, "WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!"
And my nigga responded with, "Hello kind sir."

Fake story.

I was all like "HIBIA-TAN~~ I LOVE YOU"

And he was all like "dicks."

Sometimes, on special days of the year, people set off explosives that become airborne and create colorful patterns in the sky. Also, Constantinople is a famous city located on an isthmus.

My best reply was when I told Jaocb "Jacob, I posted that comment, not hibia, using my pseudonym mindblow", and he was all like "Even better, it's TMS"

A direct quote from my uncle when I asked him about hentai when I was 13

"It's porn with tentacle monsters and ninjas."

I was like "Will you marry me?" and she was like "Yes." That was pretty cool.

My cousin who was like 9 once asked me what Hentai was and I answered him that he really shouldn't know about it. He told me his parents didn't knew, nor mine, so he went to me. XD I wonder why he thought I would know.

Best thing you can tell someone asking is "Ok but don't tell them I told you".
An answer deserves a question after all :P

I necrobumps this one, so i can get more answere from other users..

You can tell a perv by his looks.

You know, shady character, greasy like french fries, pervy laugh, unkempt hair + unshaved facial hair growing in all directions, a Fakku! shirt and that creepy stare he gives those children playing on the streets are kinda a dead giveaway.