The History of FAKKU

I was thinking to post this in the Request Section, but I think Random will have more senior user to help me on this. But firstly I apologize if the mods are not happy with my posting this in Random. Find this post inappropriate, please move this to the Request Section.

So, I thought I read this story about the history of the founding of FAKKU, long time ago. I don't know where that is but it's a random story about Jacob and his beard(?). Did anyone happens to know where that story might be? I'm sorry if the information's not clear, but it was a long time ago and I don't think I can remember it clearly. If anyone happens to find that story, please give me the link to the thread. Thanks in advance.



P.S.
Will give rep to anyone who can link me to the right story I want.

http://fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=6832
Link may be wrong.
Try http://fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=9196

i remember that thread, i'll try to find the non-chuck norris one

Yeah! That's what I mean!
Thanks.

@DarkStarAlchemist: It's the Chuck Norris one. Thanks for replying, though ^_^ I'd really like to see the non-Chuck Norris.