1. The FIRST! Guy
2. The Self-Promoter
3. The Sermonator
4. Mr. Credentials
5. The Antagonizer
6. The Moderator
7. Peacekeeper
8. Smarty Pants
9. Fanboy
10. The Conspiracy Theorist
11. The Signature Dork
12. Johnny One-Word
Are you sure The Conspiracy Theorist isn't a conspiracy to set the goverment off the trail of the real Conspiracy Theorist who plans to set forth a resounding Conspiracy the likes of which have never been seen before!
(P.S That conspiracy is only known to the The Conspiracy Theorist's minions not the Theorist themselves)
The Kiss Ass - Reports every damn little thing like a teacher's pet
The Asshole - treats everyone like shit
The Attention Whore - Colorful words, different font, et cetera
The Troll - Induces flames, spam, and random shit no one likes
The Cliques - Basically a group of people who like to group together and rub each other's dicks
The Elitist - "We're better than you" They don't even know they are consciously
The Smart Ass - Sarcastic Remarks, et cetera