the worst enemy to fight

lets just say one day you are walking home. if you have a car, its in the shop, because it got wrecked in an accident. you take the bus, but it only takes you half way home, so you have to walk the rest of the way. its dark out, and its raining. you have no umbrella since there was no warning about rain period, and its summer. while you are walking, you take a shortcut, and during the short cut, this comes out and is in front of you.




what do you do?

I walk everywhere with an android bodyguard, so a predator is no problem for me, my android kills him in one shot.

What a shitty day



hmmmm... run? but predators didn't attack human aren't they?

I don't know if this really belongs here but anyway...

I would probably be screwed. You know you can't run since it's much faster, and it has a device where it can be invisible, which means you might actually be running towards him. The only chance you have is if there was another person you can throw at him and hope it will occupy him long enough for you to run...

in the first preditor movie they did attack humans....so i guess this is possibe.I WOULD RUN LIKE HELL AND BE LIKE OOOOOOOOOO SHHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTT.all the way home.

If it was hostile ? Simple - I die (edit) fuck him up into tiny predator-shaped chunks.
Just remembered I have a beard. Hyhy.

Not a bad topic but shouldn't it be moved to random or something ?

If I had to fight it I'd say "Get to da choppa!".

I bust out my flashlight and call for help.


Those two ought to be able to keep each other busy while I abscond.

what else, I'd RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN as fast as I could away from that hideous beast of course!!!

who's in the right of mind would even think of going-up against it?! for God's sake, it's a freaking PREDATOR!!! it specializes in all sorts of combat, damn it! It might even be capable of snapping 5 people's neck all at the same time!

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if I remember correctly, I believe holic1 already created a thread which closely resembles this one - though it probably fell prey to the infamous time warp... and in all "seriousness" this topic doesn't belong here. (better off at Random/IB)

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I doubt that even BATMAN can inflict any damage to that thing...

Dude, can't you just use your telekinesis and rip off his head or something? That's what I usually do. >.>

Looks like this isn't getting serious at all >_<

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should be moved?

He doesn't need to inflict damage, just act as a proper distraction until I've left. If Danny Glover can last a whole movie against this thing, I think the goddamn Batman will be fine.

I'm shocked that no one has asked this all-important question... Beard or no beard?

yea but Glover hardly did anything till the end, and don't forget all the other random officers and gangs, I mean by the end, Predator was running out of options nano desu, but yea Batman's just a distraction

but you know you could have avoided this very easily if had this,

How about Arnold Schwarzenegger?

I don't have one, but if I did, that Predator would be fucked.

Unless it had a beard too. Then we're back to square one (assuming both beards are equally awesome).

BEHOLD MY AWSOME