I've known bout Think Geek for a while. What I really want to get are the following:
Titanium Spork:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/travelpower/8ace/
Scrolling LED Name Badge:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/7c54/
Scrolling LED Belt Buckle:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/jewelry/7c60/
Geek Belt Buckles:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/jewelry/9317/
And Of Course I'd buy a fucking crate of these:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/a804/