TMS's Extended Rants About Nothing
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As long as you actually took the time to read the topic, you probably have a good idea of what this thread is going to entail. I'll periodically post updates and whatnot, because I'm too lazy to make a blog. Now, why these rants are extended, rather than just regular rants is a fact I don't know myself, but it sounded better. I'm not sure whether this would be better as just one huge block of text, or split into smaller, sexy paragraphs. After this first post, you guys can go ahead and bitch at me because of my format, and I might change it later.
I guess the first thing I'm gonna bitch at is the fact that I just had to hit the space bar 3 times to simulate pressing tab, because when I pressed tab it my cursor jumped to the next place I could enter text. That's a pretty shitty design, because I don't think everyone is going to want to press space 3 times every time they want to show that they're starting a new topic. Oh well, I guess 99% of the internet doesn't even use grammar, let alone properly split their ideas into sexy paragraphs, so I can see why tab wouldn't be useful. There should be a button you could press that would allow tab to use it's normal function, but I guess that may be too hard for people to do.
Why the fuck am I doing this. I could be doing so much more right now, like fapping, or trolling irc... I guess I don't have much going on. Kinda disappointing, most of the fun that irc used to hold for me is gone, except for a few infrequent bursts of activity that sometimes produce hilarity.
What pisses me off the most, however, is when I'm playing an online video game or watching a youtube video, when suddenly the internet comes riding in, spouting memes and telling terrible jokes that I heard 3 years ago. I guess the moment I actually gave up on humanity was when I was at Barnes & Noble and saw a fucking lolcats book. Fuck the world, I may keep this updated, or may just see if anyone responds.
If you actually read all of my above, then congratz! I wouldn't have been able to sit down and read this terribly written wall of text myself, so good on ya, mate.
tl;dr: I don't like the world. Discuss.
I guess the first thing I'm gonna bitch at is the fact that I just had to hit the space bar 3 times to simulate pressing tab, because when I pressed tab it my cursor jumped to the next place I could enter text. That's a pretty shitty design, because I don't think everyone is going to want to press space 3 times every time they want to show that they're starting a new topic. Oh well, I guess 99% of the internet doesn't even use grammar, let alone properly split their ideas into sexy paragraphs, so I can see why tab wouldn't be useful. There should be a button you could press that would allow tab to use it's normal function, but I guess that may be too hard for people to do.
Why the fuck am I doing this. I could be doing so much more right now, like fapping, or trolling irc... I guess I don't have much going on. Kinda disappointing, most of the fun that irc used to hold for me is gone, except for a few infrequent bursts of activity that sometimes produce hilarity.
What pisses me off the most, however, is when I'm playing an online video game or watching a youtube video, when suddenly the internet comes riding in, spouting memes and telling terrible jokes that I heard 3 years ago. I guess the moment I actually gave up on humanity was when I was at Barnes & Noble and saw a fucking lolcats book. Fuck the world, I may keep this updated, or may just see if anyone responds.
If you actually read all of my above, then congratz! I wouldn't have been able to sit down and read this terribly written wall of text myself, so good on ya, mate.
tl;dr: I don't like the world. Discuss.
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
For a rant, this lacked passion. Where's the rage? Go angrier next time, I want to feel spittle hit your monitor. I recently learned it helped typing with one hand while flipping the screen off with the other.
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
could have been better, you know I love you but you need something to draw in the audience; this has nothing.
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Yeah, I wasn't really going for super angry, but I guess I can elaborate on the scourge of my life, that is, the wave of never ending /b/tards.
I guess this all goes back to just a generally annoying site, bugging me when I don't want it to. If I go on /b/, I expect shit like gore, racist jokes, sexism, etc, but when I'm playing a game with friends, posting on myspace (lol, fagspace amirite), or other shit, I don't want all that faggotry. Take for instance a while back, I was playing WoW (Yeah, gay, I know), when a couple of guys join my guild, and start spouting "long cat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong", "frosted butts", and related shit. I naturally get pissed at them, and tell them to "keep that shit where it belongs". This ensites more and more spam, and eventually I get tired of it and log of. Yeah, I got trolled hard enough to cause me to log off. That's ridiculous, and that's just because I knew that shit. I can only imagine how the people who hadn't been exposed to shit like that earlier must've felt. I guess I'm just saying that some stuff should stay where it belongs.
This brings me to my second, and probably more important, cause of rage. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN LOLCATS BOOK IN MY FUCKING BOOKSTORE?! Never before in my life had I felt so much hatred as I did in the moment I saw that. Some /b/tard actually made a fucking book of caturday memes. I'll be the first to admit that some of those images can be funny. But now, every other faggot at my school can be heard saying "can i haz cheezburger?" and other cat related sayings. The urge to snap their necks is pretty great, but hell, I might just be and elitist bastard.
I guess this all goes back to just a generally annoying site, bugging me when I don't want it to. If I go on /b/, I expect shit like gore, racist jokes, sexism, etc, but when I'm playing a game with friends, posting on myspace (lol, fagspace amirite), or other shit, I don't want all that faggotry. Take for instance a while back, I was playing WoW (Yeah, gay, I know), when a couple of guys join my guild, and start spouting "long cat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong", "frosted butts", and related shit. I naturally get pissed at them, and tell them to "keep that shit where it belongs". This ensites more and more spam, and eventually I get tired of it and log of. Yeah, I got trolled hard enough to cause me to log off. That's ridiculous, and that's just because I knew that shit. I can only imagine how the people who hadn't been exposed to shit like that earlier must've felt. I guess I'm just saying that some stuff should stay where it belongs.
This brings me to my second, and probably more important, cause of rage. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN LOLCATS BOOK IN MY FUCKING BOOKSTORE?! Never before in my life had I felt so much hatred as I did in the moment I saw that. Some /b/tard actually made a fucking book of caturday memes. I'll be the first to admit that some of those images can be funny. But now, every other faggot at my school can be heard saying "can i haz cheezburger?" and other cat related sayings. The urge to snap their necks is pretty great, but hell, I might just be and elitist bastard.
