today is jacobs birthday!!!!

it's 12am and i'm a bit toasted.
so lets all (if your of age) have a drink to jacob.
i know i will.
but in all my slpy druken play...
lets not for get the otheres that make this such a great site.
....umm....i cant rember there names right now.....umm...that one guy that likes loli..and theres that one that banned me...i think....
ohj well
i hope EVERY one has a great day!!!!!
i'm gona go fap myself to sleep now....megmeg 15 from burst angel is always going to be my fave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i know its called something else when us girls do it)
i just cant rember....shinkin or somethning like that i think.
nighty night....

Since Sexy Losers really helped popularize "fap", I suppose it's appropriate to turn to it for the answer to this one, too:



:roll:

happy birthday, will you do something drastic to change, like shave or... buy a motor cycle?

Happy birthday.

I'll just keep it at that.

And here I had this one pegged as a joke topic, well Happy Birth day to you.

If this is a joke topic than....shit.

Sweet, Jacob's one year closer to dying and willing the rights of Fakku to that sexy devil Stoner.

HAPPY B-DAY! I was planning on having a little drinky-pu anyway, but now i got something to toast to, so three cheers!

it's no joke.
i got an alert on my myspace......

Happy Birthday Jacob.
Here's your present


Oh, how did that get there. >.>

Lol'd hard. XD

Happy birthday to Jacob if this isn't a joke... >.>

*Grabs the piping hot cup of green Tea sitting near me*

Here's to the man who made "The Best Hentai Site Ever", and the man with the godliest beard of all beards, may your beard bring about the beardageddon(I've had a wee bit too much Sake spiked green tea tonight)

Also Jacob you get a special gift



CAKE!




You don't want to know how long it took to make that

Also Jacob you get a special gift



CAKE!
You don't want to know how long it took to make that[/quote]

yeah, slaving over a hot key bored all night and he wont even read all of it!...

lol
sorry...could not resest...

I enjoy making Ascii Art when its something like that. It takes a lot of trial and error to get everything placed right.

Happy Birthday Jacob! :D

Succes, money, health, luck, love and sex shall be His.

Congrats on turning -insert age here- as it's clearly the best age there is. Have fun mocking all those not -insert age here- as they are clearly inferior to you now.

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO happy b`day Jacob i hav no idea how old u r, & i dnt crare!!! Heres your present: 1 Free weekend with Hinata!!! Have fun!!!!1!

wow after Nikon now Jacob? damn we need to celebrate this shit big time :D

If fakku was a bar, then celebrating would be no problem. But waking up would. Happy birthday! :)

If it was possible Jacob, We'd hit a bar and drink until we couldn't feel feelings.