Weirdest/Funniess Expression You've Ever Heard

Usually, when me and my friends hang out, someone says something that I think is pretty dang funny. I just want to see if an Fakkers have any really funny expressions that you have made up or have heard someone else say.

My best friend said this one


"These potato chips make my nipples go round'"

from a vid
"your gonna die the same way your where born"
"in your moms vigiana!!"
"like hell wait what??"
"suck my fucken balls!"

From me:
"My nipples are as hard as milk duds!" - on a cold day.

"I would totally have [late medieval composer Guillaume de Machaut]'s babies hadn't been dead for over 600 years and a priest."

-a female musician I know

" That's what she said"


best line ever

"Where are you guy from ?"
"My mothers vagina......well womb first but then her vagina"

from hibia some day on the irc, still think it is in the quote table of the irc

"da hell should i care?"

At an anime convention a few years back, there were some Storm Troopers. I yelled to one of them, "Glory to the Empire!" and the trooper turned and stared at me for a second. My friend said,

"Dude, he just gave you a rape stare."

Because of that same friend, whenever I see a hot chick, I say, "I would totally rape her." I think it's hilarious. Most of my friends think I should be in prison.

Saying "sorry" while in the middle of an conversation

During a painball match just when my team were about to lose, one of my best friends suddenly jumps out from his cover and screams: ''For the Emperor'' before making an heroic charge towards the opposite team.

I don't know which I laughed the most at: the words he screamed or the fact that he only managed to get like 10 feets before being mowed down by the enemy team :lol:

Person X: "Were you expecting a lot of girls on a site with a dominant male audience?"

Person Y: "I actually was."

Oh IRC, how you can amuse me at times.

ok i got alotta them.

- fuck you and your yankee blue jeans!
- you're just a bitch faggot.
- when am i not peeing in your mouth?
- this boat is real! :lol:
- you're a bag a dicks.
- stop being a pile of douche!
- i will stab you in the mom.
- hey! get the dick outta your ears.
- you're smugglin' raisins.
- one time at band camp...

i hear all of these everyday

Leeroy Jenkins i overrated. ( Okay it was fun the first time you watched it )

Heavily armed super soldiers running towards thier enemies without any fear at all, screaming in the top of thier voice for thier beloved Emperor is not :wink:

lets see this is one I actually said to a guy I work with, when he asked where something was.

"Don't ask questions obey the buttered toast of waffle gravy!"