Well here I am in the aftermath of a virus infection to my beloved beast computer that I purchased not to long ago. It happened about an hour ago when I had tried to find a nice manga scan site to re read some Berserk volumes. It was like nothing I'd seen before. I'm sure you've all had some run in with one of those bogus "We'll Virus Scan your computer now!" sites that popup uninvited. Well this one showed up on my frickin taskbar, telling me it was scanning my system at the same time my anti virus was. It would have been more convincing if it hadn't told me my task manager was a blocked and infected spyware file. So after some vigorus scanning, quarantining, vehement cursing and process ban hammering later I've emerged victorious and rid my once pristine virgin taskbar of the dreadful foreign "virus scanning" invaders.
TL;DR
KG989 1 / Virus 0
Afterward to relieve some of the stress I poured my self a little drink which is probably the funniest part of this story
Notice how the color of the bendy straw matches the color of the liquor. That's right KG989 classin' it up with color coordinated emotional drinking.