what are your weird habits (fapping aint weird got it!)

I start talking to myself whenever I feel awkward and before I start to read any doujins I would take a look to make sure no one is around even though I am by myself.
Wow. I really am paranoid.

When i've got nothing to do or when i'm think i look away, doesn't matter if it's the floor, a wall, a fruit fly, a cockroach, mayby even dust.

I also have a utility scissor, use it for everything, from cleaning my mouth from food rests (i'm skilled at it ;P) to stabbing random people.
And sometimes even to cut paper :)

Ooh yeh, and if i got into a fight (example from High school, dunno any from nowadays i could say) and we'd have to talk about the incident, i ALWAYS start crying. I am not emotional one bit, it's just a thing, i always told them ahead to ignore it >.>
Sucks so much, hasn't happened in 4 years now though so heck >.>

Or you're just not tired enough to sleep. A bit of tv before sleeping does the trick for me (most of the times).

Sometimes, I forget to greet people.
Name calling has become a daily routine for me because of that. T_T

I need to have complete darkness and silence when I go to sleep. So I sewed my own black, thick curtains so that no light can come into my room. And I use a alarmclock that you have to press a button on for it to light up the numbers, and have it stand on legs, because when it lays directly on my table it whirr slightly.

I also have the habit of drinking (lots of)chocolate while eating pan-pizza.

I eat my breakfast in the shower...but that might not be weird for too many people

I have a habit of sticking my tounge out randomly. Like I would just be walking and then stick my tounge out. People who see me makes weird faces at me.

I forgot to add

Every friend i make has a nickname of some sort not this bullshit like calling joshua josh no his name is now joshykins! yea everyone gets one, just one.

Also when i take a test i seem to fail if i dont listen to music cause when ppl start getting outta their seats i feel restless and thus becoming aggitated because im not done and these a-holes are finishing before me. of course when its math i dont get bothered by it so much regardless if i listen to music then or not.

Everytime i fap i double check my door to make sure its locked and making sure that noone can peep through my window

I require a constant noise to easily fall asleep. For the last several years this has been a fan... It's not as required now days, but I still prefer it on before I asleep. Keeps the air moving and such...

I also require a blanket. Always have, always will.

I sometimes bookmark stuff just to delete them later without even checking them out.

I love a nice cold shower bath before I sleep.

I like to a lot of things...

Hmm, i also cant leave a room unless i follow the path that i traveled to go into it in the first place....

and i have to have an even amount of things or it bothers be to no end...

I'll always need at least a gallon of milk in the fridge.

2%

Does remembering phone numbers by weird patterns like +1-2-2+1 count as a weird habit? if so... that's mine.
Oh and I start playing the song I played last on the guitar while I am trying to remember something in university... even if there is no guitar around me.

I sleep with a sweater on in winter although that might not be so weird

I don't know if this is weird but here goes.

I have the tendency to bite peoples that makes me enraged, not merely angry but enraged. Also of note, I don't get angry easily but once I did I immediately went to the "enraged" phase.

I disassemble almost anything i get my hands on to figure how it works

I have to do what i did with my right hand with my left hand most of the time symmetrically

I always wear long arm covering sleeved shirts indoors (i live in a hot country)

well here are some wierd things :
-I always sleep with a pillow(or a blanket) between my legs
-when I'm in a hurry to school i walk fast and breath really heavily(loudly with my nose) so people that are in front of me(3-4 meters) notice me and rapidly turn their head around and kinda freak out when they see me(190 cm tall guy in a hurry lol)
-usually like to eat all kind of foods only with a fork and spoon (bread , cheese ,vegetables ext) without actually touching anything with my hands
these are all that i can remember right now :P

I have a ritualized way of eating fortune cookies.
At Halloween I throw candy at drunk people.
I am an American whom enjoys Enka music.

I don't listen to music. ( Like constantly listen to music )
I don't watch Tv.
I twirl two writing utensils with two separate hands to get my brain going sometimes, while I'm thinking.
I have a Bed for my small dog but she sleeps on TOP of my stomach instead.
Same as someone before, i tend to not notice when i get hurt.
I can't sleep if my feet isn't totally clean.
I scratch my nose when i think.
I try to find any possible route of escape or route an intruder can take to come in when i go anywhere, than find possible and most efficient way to escape if circumstances arises, as well as find possible means to take down the intruder so the intruder will do minimum damage.
Analyze the people i meet and find their possible weakness and strengths in case something happens between them and me.
Talk to my separate personalities.
Act like a gentlemen around higher powered people so they will vouch that I'm a good person when needed.
Try to find loop holes in most things.
Keep weapons close by at all times.
When i enter houses or places with doorbells, i go inside and say ding dong.
Etc