What did you learn today?

Fwaah???

I learned that there were forums on Fakku..... *facedesk*

But you've had your account for over a year.

You underestimate people's ignorance.

Seems like it. This is a new level of ignorance.

I learned that making flowcharts in excel is actually really easy.

[color=#993300]Ne ne, nothing, don't worry about it. You're plenty pretty as it is
OT: Adobe Illustrator opens docx, nice

I learned that at Wal-mart (at least in Texas) you can get a hunting license.

Not much, but i will learn which makes a more comfy pillow
Cherry's boobs or her butt. I shall report back by editing this post once I find out

Already know how boobies are a decent pillow but never tried her butt and here she is so into her e-reader that she doesn't even know I'm on my phone on the forum or have my head gently resting on her cute ass. She's also wearing her black underwear which is smooth and silky which only adds to the comfort.

Looking at her I think she's asleep in the middle of reading a doujinshi because somebody just put their love juice inside that woman... Again apparently. And the last part of the page is the girl stretching out her butthole a bit as if she wants anal now.

Edit: anyway I learned that night her ass is a comfy pillow. I apparently was also touching her a bit in my sleep (sexy dream was indeed sexy) and it woke her up. I woke up because she rolled over. Apparently she waited until she hit climax to roll over and wake me up. She returned the favor with very gentle cuddles and kisses and as gentle and slow as it was, it was great. This lasted till the sun rose I think, maybe later. I wasn't paying attention

And so today I learned (it was 5:00 am when I was woken up so this does count as today) very gentle touching on any part of my body is something I absolutely love. It also tickles.

I learnt that the intern doctor assigned to me is next to useless, just stab the syringe into the vein! It's not like you need to get it in the dead centre of the vein, just the vein itself is fine! Christ it pisses me off. I'd punch him given the chance. He took so long the Attending Doctor took it off him and did it in like 4 seconds in comparison to the 4 minutes he spent trying to find the "Right spot" or whatever.

That the DMV was closed today.

My older brother gets really peeved when low-level players gang up on him in PVP games.

Then again, I'm pretty sure anyone would when it's seven against one and no one wants to help you.

[color=#993300]My genes will and probably are killing me slowly

I learnt that dropping a bowl of food on the floor can and will make me cry. Further more, I learnt scholarship/college applications are extremely stressful, hence the crying over spilled food.

I have a lot of vastly similar friends.

I did a google search as to why sprite or 7up helps with upset stomach and learned it can also be used to help treat a hangover and temporarily aid in hydration.

[color=#993300]Demand curves and multi-nucleon nuclear fusion

I learned that injecting bullshark testosterone in your dick is the best fitness regimen there is.

That the world we live in is more shitty than I thought

[color=#993300]People are even more materialistic than I used to think