What did you learn today?

Don't know if this goes here, but I kind of re-realized it today...

I learned that, even though its online, I still have problems talking to people I don't "know". Not that much as can't talk to them but I just can't follow a normal conversation through. Its like my mind just freezes, its annoying. Currently one of the reasons I don't frequent CTFG subforums that much.

I learned about pyramid schemes.

And not a single fuck was learned today.

that mcaffee virus protector is shit...and the Predator storyline in the Aliens Vs. Predator video game is intense.

Crushed Cans=PROFIT??

My comfy bed is all I need in life. :)

I've just learn today that I have to read a 67 doc about health and safety to pass the test so I could start Lab practicals.

Bitches will always be bitches.

Fuck money get bitches?

I learned that Lucifer and Satan are two different beings. I blame Christianity for not realizing that sooner.

I learned that Jellyfish stings aren't really that bad.

That I'm silly when I drink. Even if I'm not drunk. XD

Law is capable of turning a 3 word sentence into a paragraph, and that thick, reflective white curtains work wonders when you don't have air conditioning.

I learned what contempt in court meant and that I can't ship ANYTHING outside of the US. D':

I learned that even if I'm older my period is fucking painful O_x

Planarian are awesome.

That the free samples are better than the actual product they are selling.

I learned many relatives in my family cannot be trusted.

I learned that this wasn't already known to everyone

I learn that painting a house can be fun, as long as you don't have to move furniture around.