What happen to Hitler?

They say he killed himself over 60 years ago, but the truth is, he's really alive.
Him, JFK, Elvis, and Martin Luther King Jr. are all chilling on some remote island with a fountain of youth laughing it up, drinking Mai Tais and hittin' on the honeys at the beach.

That mix of people wouldn't be chilling and having drinks...JFK and MLK might get along, but Hitler is a giant dick, and Elvis is a racist.
It would be Friday night at the Thunderdome.
Well, maybe not, what with MLK being a pacifist and whatnot.
Maybe he would bring Malcom X, though.

Lol that guy probably gets so much shit I feel sorry for him. Shave the stash!!!

We all know that Hitler has been "makin' bank" with his new hit. Shizzle n'whatnot.

Could be possible...

He committed suicide

or he's living on the moon in Dracula's moon castle

Wait! He did? wasn't he killed by some random Rambo wannabee?

Or could it be that Wolfenstein wasn't historically correct?

Oh, you! You of all people should know that they're all living in Tupac's underground mansion.