What if this happened to you??

Huh? You mean people around here don't carry their tea in their pants?

WtF?! Of all things, why tea?

As I feel the first drops of urine leave my bladder, I will say, "Did you know that I don't have the sense of touch?"

Asuka Hybrid

Haha, not the only one at least.

BRB I gotta take a piss bad.

Go to the nearest toilet as fast as possible and put my crotch to the hand dryer! (You got a better plan id like to hear it)

Say it was jizz.

I have a strong bladder so I doubt it would happen to me anyway :P

I'd make up an excuse saying something like "Fuck it happened again" then she would be staring at my penis as i continue pissing on her legs :lol:. Afterwards i would proceed with the raeps is she isnt turned on by my golden shower.

first

then

it would suck.

Uh.. I don't know.. What would I do?

Healthy man could not let this possibly happen, and if that woman was to laugh her ass of on someone ill who can't help it... she would have been more embarassing for her than for that man.

Actually this reminds me of an interview that I heard on the radio with the Black Eyed Peas. Apparently Fergie was nervous during one of their very first concerts and peed herself on stage. The other members noticed and so they doused her with champagne during the song so it wasn't noticable that she wet her self. Suprised she told everyone about it on radio though.

i'LL wear a paperbag mask :3

I'll try to forget that it happened...

Be sure that i don't do that next time... it's happend once or more in your life...

I would find her secret and blackmail her.